ᵃᵘ˚₊· ͟͟͞͞➳❥ 𝙞𝙣 𝙬𝙝𝙞𝙘𝙝 𝙨𝙖𝙨𝙪𝙠𝙚 𝙖𝙣𝙙 [𝙮/𝙣] 𝙖𝙧𝙚 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙤𝙣𝙡𝙮 𝙤𝙣𝙚𝙨 𝙡𝙚𝙛𝙩 𝙖𝙛𝙩𝙚𝙧 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙪𝙘𝙝𝙞𝙝𝙖 𝙘𝙡𝙖𝙣𝙨 𝙢𝙖𝙨𝙨𝙖𝙘𝙧𝙚. 𝙩𝙝𝙚𝙮 𝙗𝙤𝙩𝙝 𝙩𝙖𝙠𝙚 𝙙𝙞𝙛𝙛𝙚𝙧𝙚𝙣𝙩 𝙥𝙖𝙩𝙝𝙨 𝙡𝙚𝙖𝙙𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙩𝙝𝙚𝙢 𝙩𝙤 𝙢𝙚𝙚𝙩 𝙙𝙞𝙛𝙛𝙚𝙧𝙚𝙣𝙩 𝙥𝙚𝙤𝙥𝙡𝙚 𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝙢𝙖𝙠𝙚 𝙙𝙞𝙛𝙛𝙞𝙘𝙪𝙡𝙩 𝙘𝙝𝙤𝙞𝙘𝙚𝙨. [𝙮/𝙣] 𝙝𝙤𝙡𝙙𝙨 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙘𝙝𝙖𝙣𝙜𝙚 𝙤𝙛 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙪𝙘𝙝𝙞𝙝𝙖 𝙗𝙡𝙤𝙤𝙙 𝙗𝙪𝙩 𝙞𝙨𝙣'𝙩 𝙨𝙪𝙧𝙚 𝙝𝙤𝙬 𝙩𝙤 𝙪𝙨𝙚 𝙞𝙩. 𝙛𝙤𝙡𝙡𝙤𝙬 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙪𝙘𝙝𝙞𝙝𝙖 𝙛𝙚𝙢𝙖𝙡𝙚 𝙪𝙣𝙙𝙚𝙧𝙨𝙩𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙘𝙝𝙖𝙣𝙜𝙚 𝙨𝙝𝙚 𝙞𝙨 𝙘𝙖𝙥𝙖𝙗𝙡𝙚 𝙤𝙛. ╔═══*.·:·.✧ ✦ ✧.·:·.*═══╗ "𝙮𝙚𝙖𝙝, 𝙮𝙤𝙪 𝙙𝙞𝙙 𝙘𝙝𝙖𝙣𝙜𝙚," ╚═══*.·:·.✧ ✦ ✧.·:·.*═══╝ ↳ 𝙨𝙝𝙞𝙠𝙖𝙢𝙖𝙧𝙪 𝙣𝙖𝙧𝙖 𝙭 𝙛𝙚𝙢! 𝙧𝙚𝙖𝙙𝙚𝙧 ༉‧₊˚✧ 𝙨𝙩𝙖𝙧𝙩𝙚𝙙 ;; 𝙟𝙖𝙣𝙪𝙖𝙧𝙮 𝟮𝟬𝟮𝟬 𝙚𝙣𝙙𝙚𝙙 ;; 𝙤𝙣𝙜𝙤𝙞𝙣𝙜 ⁀➷ ᶦ ᵈᵒⁿ'ᵗ ᵒʷⁿ ⁿᵃʳᵘᵗᵒ ᵒʳ ᶦᵗˢ ᶜʰᵃʳᵃᶜᵗᵉʳˢ ᶜᵒᵛᵉʳ ᵃʳᵗ ᶜʳᵉᵈᶦᵗ ᵍᵒᵉˢ ᵗᵒ ʳᶦᵍʰᵗᶠᵘˡ ᵒʷⁿᵉʳ

(STERLING SERIES # 1) - Daphne Dennings thought she could finally tick off "Have sex with a random stranger" on her bucket list. She realized the next morning that it wasn't a one-night stand after all. After meeting that cute guy on the top deck of her cousin's yacht wedding reception at Saint Tropez, Daphne wishes she could meet another guy just like him. Five years later, she bumps into the very same person she hooked up with back at her cousin's wedding. To her surprise, the guy she hooked up with was none other than one of Forbe's most eligible bachelors, Vincent Sterling. And this eligible bachelor wants her. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ The story launched on the Radish Fiction app - June 29, 2021 - No longer available. This story is only posted on Wattpad. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ C O N T E N T / T R I G G E R W A R N I N G S ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Sexual themes Drugs Swearing Suicide Character death Knife Gun Alcohol ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Formerly What Vincent Wants. Changed on 06.20.2021 CREDIT: Photo by Asad Photo Maldives from Pexels ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ❤ P O S T E D - 05.24.15 - 11.27.19 #3 (Romance - 10.29.15)

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|| Highest Rank - #1 in Teen Fiction || Ever broken into Disney World at three in the morning? Ever pranked the police and almost gotten arrested for it? Ever played paintball at the park in nothing but your underwear? Maya hasn't. But she is about to... Dylan Thompson is the most popular guy in the school and is seeking revenge after Maya slapped him for being a 'pervert'. What would you do if you were Maya? Move to Mexico and change your name to Rico and then proceed to move into an apartment with a goat owner named Pablo, obviously. What does Maya do? She doesn't run, instead she kicks him where the sun don't shine and slaps him again. Time for revenge nerd. --- Cover by the best human @1Dgurlwrites WARNING: Contains mild language & may cause many eyes rolls, fangirl moments and tears. [COMPLETED] Copyright © by Laylaa Khan

|| Highest Rank - #3 in Teen Fiction || Amanda thought she had found the love of her life. She had everything perfectly planned out; the university she would attend, the car she would drive, the house she would own, the place she would get married and even the money she would earn. Much to her dismay, all her plans went straight down the drain when she caught her golden boy in bed with someone else. She thinks she is the only person who feels absolutely devastated, but she is proven wrong when, one night, a certain bad boy knocks on her door. Now what could a six foot tall, arrogant jerk want from her? Isn't it obvious? He wants revenge. - Cover by @-belllawrites Copyright © by Laylaa Khan

It started on Wattpad but now is EVERYWHERE! with a published book, a captivating Webcomic on WEBTOON, a published graphic novel, and an upcoming film adaptation by Wattpad WEBTOON studios in Partnership with Stampede. Read, scroll, or watch - Enjoy this romance in any way you like. Stay tuned for film release updates! Basketball star Caleb Lockhart had it all - until a chance encounter with a mysterious woman in red changed everything. For the first time in his life, Caleb wanted something; something he could never have. ***** College heartthrob Caleb Lockhart is the last person a girl like Veronica Strafford should be involved with. Intelligent and ambitious, with good reason to be cynical of the world, Veronica refuses to be the campus player's next conquest, even after a chance encounter sparks an undeniable attraction between them. But with nowhere to stay, and running from recent tragedy, Veronica finds herself leaning on someone else for the first time. Caleb has never wanted something like this before and he's determined to pursue her, even as the secrets of their pasts threaten to break them apart. Book 1 in the Red series

Definition: Girls Only - noun. Girls only means.. Girls only. It also means NO BOYS ALLOWED. 13+ please :) twitter: catietempleman instagram: catetempleman

"It is your choice," he said, stepping so close to me that our lips were almost touching. "Either do what I say - or get another job." My heart stood still as I gazed up into his deep, dark, dangerous eyes... In a world where women's only role in life is to sit at home and look pretty, Lilly is determined to fight for her freedom. There's only one problem: a powerful man blocking her way.

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