You know your favorite creepypasta fanfic? Well this girl just made a crack book for it Hold on tight and enjoy the ride of Cruel and Blue crack (￣▽￣) rated pg for cursing don't read if you don't like cursing & if you don't like cursing don't be such a tsun-tsun you know you like it If not then ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Maya's just a normal girl. Unfortunately, she is the only girl to have escaped Jeff the Killer. When she escapes she thinks it's over, but she has no idea that this is just the beginning of her love-filled nightmare.

This is dead lmao

WARNING!!! Unedited, this was my very first book so I'm sorry if it's terrible!

《1st Place in Sally category - Fall Awards 2016 | Admin's Choice - CreepyPasta_Awards》 "You can't leave the horror behind; it's a part of you." Sally Williams was a young, bright girl until she met a cruel fate by the hands of a man with cruel desires. Ever since she died, the horror comes back to her, over and over again, like a reoccurring nightmare. This child, scarred by her past, is engulfed by a powerfully wicked anger and an urge that she doesn't yet understand. In her search for answers, she only comes across more questions. Crossing paths with killers doesn't seem to make her situation any easier, despite the help some of them offer. Plagued with immortality, little Sally will be met with decisions that may forever haunt her. With eternity in sight, what can a young girl do? What does she most desire, and what will it take to get it? ~*~*~*~*~Praise for For All of Eternity~*~*~*~*~ "Can't stop the tears...This is so real, that's why it hurts so much...Bittersweet and beautiful. And oh so much sorrow..." ~LokisPuppet "Thank you so much for writing this. Honestly, not a lot of stories--much less, fanfiction--give me a new perspective on the world..." ~pastel-feels "Rereading this because it's one of the few creepypasta fan fiction that doesn't give into the stereotypes. You portray each character as if they were your own, honestly. I've never seen someone get their personalities so down pat." ~Anonymous "Omg!!! Literally all I can say is oh my gosh!...this was such a beautifully written story. I can't even put into words how good it was." ~lizthecraze

**THIRD BOOK IN THE DEAR MY SANITY SERIES** I look down at the grave stone. It was a simple one, polished marble with a name, date of birth and death date. Off to the side is a short song. I sink to the ground in front of her grave. "Hey," I begin awkwardly. I've never visited or spoken to a dead person. "It's me. Jeff. I don't really know why I decided to visit. It just felt like something I needed to do. "Uhm, I just . . . Wanted to say thank you. For your amazing daughter. You know, I only met you once but you never said anything bad about me or told Jamie she should leave me. You always convinced her to give me another chance. I never realized how much I actually owe to you. But, it's too late now. The only thing I can do now is keep my promise. I'll take good care of Jamie. I love her. She means everything to me. "Thank you." With that, I get up and leave. ~*~*~

What happens if a bunch of cold-hearted, obnoxious, childish, killers kidnaps you..for fun? Play with your life a little.

Infamous Jane the Killer brings terror and violence to a city in Maryland. Still consumed with hatred and violent rage from her accident eight years ago, she sets fear and paranoia in the hearts of many citizens. She's become a cold, angered woman with nothing but vile and anger coursing through her veins. But, when she's out in the city one night, she runs into this boy. Seventeen-year-old Elijah Hemming lives alone in his wealthy estate. A kind, innocent boy like him would be a terrible mix with Jane's personality. Though despite her rudeness to him, he still persists to treat her like a true woman and not a monster; giving her hospitality and his company. And with each smile he gives, Jane can't help but feel a little warmer with him. But, the one concern on her corrupted mind is: Can she be able keep him pure and innocent or will she end up having to leave just to keep him breathing?

[SEQUEL to Killer Protector (Jeff the Killer story)] In the quaint town of Gracewood, Virginia, Ao Matsukochi lives comfortably with her adoptive parents and her loyal friends. For her, everyday is full of practice and optimism. Though, every person has their quirks. Sam is her best friend, who also happens to be in her head. They go hand-in-hand like partners in crime. What Ao never expected was that with an unusual friend comes unusual things. Soon she is sent into dangerous encounters, unbelievable happenings and people beyond her wildest imaginations. She always knew she wasn't so ordinary, but now she plays an important role on the stage of life and death, alongside with a special someone with a blue mask. She'll have to believe in the impossible and rethink all that's she's known to survive a war that has thrived for centuries. Dark things lie within allies and darker things lie within herself as well. Which can she face? Which can she live with? Which won't bring her to death's door? [S E Q U E L: Terrible Fates (Ben Drowned Story)] Cover art is by: Vronik-Gesso on Tumblr *****-1st Place in Eyeless Jack-***** All CreepyPastas do not belong to me unless stated otherwise.

*Editing* - PART 1 OF 3 (Heart Shaped Blood Stains) - Kate Chambers was a sixteen year old sophomore, already moved out and on her own with her best friend Kyle, and living a completely normal life... That is until she finds a strange picture in Kyle's bedroom, of a man with a white face, a carved, fleshy smile, and silvery white eyes. From there, her IP address and curiosity unleashed her fate with a man named Jeff Woods, also known as, Jeff the Killer. He kidnaps her, keeps her for himself, and ushers her into a world of killing and insanity. As much as she wants to forget, to fight the feeling, and to return home, her past is destroyed, and she cannot fight the insane killer she has become. The reason why being: she falls in love, with Jeff the Killer. [the story's so much better than the description... please read!]