"After all this time?" "Always." I'm just a hopeless fangirl who loves Harry Potter and makes rikidulus jokes. Ha gotcha there, didn't I?

R.I.P. Alan Rickman. You will be missed. Please do not be upset if you see an error, I'm only human. Please just inbox me or comment and I will fix it ASAP. Disclaimer: I OWN NOTHING.

This is just a fun...blurb I guess. It is my idea of online chats between all of the Harry Potter characters, if they had instant messaging. I claim no rights to any characters.

Do you have a death wish? Ever wanted to know how to piss off the members of the Harry Potter cast? Well now you know! 30 failproof ways to piss off Volde-er, He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named, Snape, Malfoy Jr. and Sr., Bellatrix, the Golden Trio, Umbridge, and many more. :)

I love Harry Potter so I decided to do a book about it? Hope you like it! Bye

Draco Malfoy is struggling to balance life running his father's company and time at home with his son. Can Harry Potter, his new au pair, do anything to change this? Drarry/Harry Potter Fanfiction. Non-magic AU. No smut. 10.5K words.