Pano pag nalaman mong hindi pala babae ang hanap ng crush mo? Anong gagawin mo? A. Tanggapin kahit masakit. Move-on. (Uso yun, hanap ka na lang ng panget.) B. Denial mode ka muna. Baka hindi sya bading. Baka cover up lang nya yun. (Sige, push mo yan.) C. Aba! Hindi ka papayag! Kakaunti na nga lang sila, makiki-agaw pa?! Patuwirin muli ang pumipilantik! So, ikaw? Anong choice mo? Pwes ako, let the mission begin. Make him a real man. All rights reserved. yongbabo

What if malaman mo na ang stalker mo ay isang anak ng mafia? And worst anak siya nang leader ng mga ito? Anong gagawin mo? Ugh!! I hate my stupid life! Sa dinami-dami ng mga babae bakit ako pa?! Ugh!! I'm so doomed!

Chanyeol has crush on Sandara Park of 2ne1. He started stalking her instagram. One time, he accidentally liked her picture that changed everything.

Umupo si Greg sa swivel chair nito at pinagmasdan siya. "Okay. Bibilhin ko ang Oregon Building under your name pag hindi mo sasabihin sa media ang nangyari kanina." "Okay." Nakangiting sagot niya. "And we will have divorce once nasayo na talaga ang Oregon Building. Yan lang naman talaga ang dahilan kung bakit mo ako bina-black mail diba?" "Exactly. After 6 months ay magpapafile tayo ng divorse." Nahulaan kaagad nito ang plano niya. Suma cum Laude nga diba? "With your attitude-" "And your attitude ay tiyak na matatanggap na nila na pinilit nating makilala at mapakisamahan ang isa't isa. Ngunit hindi lang talaga tayo nagkakasundo." Ngumiti ulit siya. "Right. We will have our freedom after six months. But..." "But what?" Nakakunot-noong tanong niya. "I'll agree with all of this pero syempre gusto kong may mapakinabangan din out of this marriage." Ngumiti ito. Gosh. "And ano naman iyon?" "Great hot sex." Walang ka gatol-gatol na sagot nito. Wait, whut? (FILIPINO STORY)

Taglish | Rated R-18 | Chris dela Vega found out that having a stripper by his side was the most gratifying and sensual thing he has achieved.

My first thought: “Who are you?” It’s the morning after her cousin’s bachelorette party in Makati Shangri la. Nagising nalang akong nakahiga sa isang malaking kama. Even worse. Katabi ko ang isang gwapo, arrogant look, sexy…. HUSBAND?” Up until now, finding even a boyfriend has seemed impossible- been there, got the broken heart, sworn off men for good. Then a few martinis with carter…hindi.. Conner Curtis and she’s gone from first meet to marriage in one night Megan wants a lawyer. But connor’s shocking bombshell? “I don’t want a divorce.”

"Nate, bribe me please."