Jayne Hughes owns a pet-shop and is known around her neighborhood to tame any animal. One day she gets a strange customer that asks her to tame his pet, she agrees to his request and waits at home to meet his animal. Jae expects this to be just another misbehaving pet, but instead she gets an attractive man stuffed in a box! The strange owner, Hopper, is actually apart of a company that sells these 'pets' to people. The problem is though that their company got four new pets that are too dangerous, so Hopper begs Jae to help tame this 'pet'. She reluctantly agrees, and this starts her story of how she must tame Amadeus, the first man of the four 'pets' she must tame to be a behaving 'animal'. [COMPLETED] [REVERSE-HAREM]

Orion Hart has always been an adventurer. She loved to travel, help people, and fight. Her job as a knight for her kingdom makes her almost free as a bird. Almost. When she gets assigned to find a suitor for the princess, her job is made a million times harder. Orion now has to sacrifice her time to find different princes of background and personality, something she never thought she would do, especially for the stuck up princess. Time to find the perfect prince!

Welcome to Arcadia Academy- where friendships are forged, memories are made, and enemies lurk behind every unlit corridor. You'll soon regret not wishing for a more conventional story as you struggle to juggle the lives of five night class students intertwining with yours in ways that make you miss being able to turn off dumb vampire shows whenever you want. Here at Arcadia, you're not just a person of interest to a cast of dangerous characters- YOU will have to uncover the secrets of where you're from, why you're here, who you can trust, and not only how to save yourself, but how you can save the friends you're sure to make. This is going to be one hell of a nightmare. *Graphic content, recommended for readers 18+ Copyright @ Fanfunctional, 2017

A collection of true, amusing stories from the past.

Heroes. Ever since they showed up, people have gone soft. They're adored, worshipped. Devotion is showered upon them like rain. It's about time someone knocks them off that pedestal they stand on, someone to crush their pillars of faith. Someone like me. A villain. It's perfect. I'll be the undoing of heroes. ≠ disclaimer: very much needs to be edited, very much needs to be less corny and very much needs to be entirely rewritten by me. if you approach it as a goofy, corny, old 2015-esque superhero book then it'll be a great time. i'll be honest and say there are no pulitzers here. completed ✓ highest rank in sf: #9 cover: @narwhelly

"Great power comes with great..." I raised my eyebrows at Guardian, looking his skin-tight suit up and down. "Urges to wear spandex, apparently." "Are you using altered famous superhero comic book references to insult me?" he asked incredulously. I snorted. "You bet your fucking ass, I am." *** Crown City has all the typical big-city flare. There's a McDonald's on every corner, enough carbon emissions to end life as we know it, and a new supervillain trying to take over right before finals week. For Tessa Kingston, Supers are nothing out of the ordinary. In fact, Tessa likes to pretend that Supers don't even exist at all. Though Tessa isn't exactly shy with her not-so-popular thoughts on Crown City's resident vigilante, Guardian, he seems to have taken a liking to the annoyed teenager. Well, he and his buddies have, that is - buddies meaning two supervillains dressed in Walmart Star Wars masks. Crown City has always been a center for mayhem and superpowers, but when strange things start happening too often to be coincidences, Tessa finds herself in the middle of a fight she didn't start but she sure as hell was going to end. Villains torment her. Heroes try to save her. Tessa just wants to pass Supers 101. In a world full of Supers, it's up to normal-teenager Tessa Kingston to save her city. A typical tagline she's well-aware of, of course. As Tessa prepares to show these Super-fools they messed with the wrong girl, she just has one condition: There's no way she's wearing spandex. *** BOOK #1 OF THE "SUPERHEROES SUCK" DUOLOGY Featured on the Wattpad Adventure, Action, Superhero, and Humour profiles! WARNING: Contains mild swearing, cliffhangers, plot twists, and enough sarcasm to last a lifetime.

Her demise began when soldiers mistook her for a mystical Paladin. Her love life began as she became the Dark Kingdom's prisoner. Sena was an ordinary citizen of the Light Kingdom. A place where citizens smile and laugh every morning and night. Protected by their ever beautiful Empress and warmed by the sun, how could they not be happy every moment? Except for Sena, the ever loyal head of maids for the Light Empress. Sure, she loves how safe her Kingdom is, but why does every one have to be happy every waking moment?! Can't they be upset at least one moment in their lives?! She wanted a change. But being kidnapped by the Dark Kingdom because they suspect she's a Paladin isn't what she had in plan. Being courted by the Dark King's Knights is also another thing she didn't have planned. Unfortunately for Sena the knights have no idea how to court. So, for now she has to play along until finding an escape and hope rejecting none of the knights will end her. {(Reverse-Harem)}

A Wallflower. That's what Sony Parker was at Riverbank High, and she was content with it. Until one day when she gets in a fight with a new student because he took her 'corner'. Now she and the new kid, Paul, have been forced to join 'Friendship Club'. Don't let the name deceive you, the club is actually for the school's gang members, delinquents, and homicidal students. The club is notorious for students 'vanishing' if they aren't able to protect themselves. Sony is able to survive the club and its psycho members. But then things start to get weird as one by one the delinquents of the club start to want Sony's comfort in their everyday life problems. {(Reverse-Harem)} {(COMPLETED)}

WARNING! Please be advised that this is not a bedtime story about sparkly fairies and pink unicorns. This book may contain graphic descriptions of poisoned apples and witches' ovens. It is not appropriate for supernatural beings under the age of 377 (excluding vampires and werewolves). DISCLAIMER: Wicked Witches Inc. and Evil Stepmother Enterprises are not responsible for any maiming, mass murder or permanent insanity resulting from the reading of this book.