Hi! This is my book of anti-twilight memes and funny posts for twilight haters. NO OFFENCE OR JUDGEMENT TO TWILIGHT LOVERS.

This is the journal of Remus Lupin. I have put a tongue tying hex on it, and have put a lot of other charms on it as well. Don't even try to read it (i'm talking to you, Black!) Shared by Teddy Lupin after reading his fathers journal. I have reinforced my dads weak locking charms so don't even try to read this. (I'm looking at you James Sirius Potter!) (DISCLAIMER: All characters belong to J.K. Rowling, except the ones i made up. You can tell which are which.)

Katsumi Takeyamma was just your average day high schooler, living a normal life with her single mom, but everything changes when her mother passes away in a fatal car accident. As all hope was lost of finding a home, she receives a very important call that will change her life forever. Her father, whom she thought died long ago, is actually the King of England, and indeed living. Introduced to the royal lifestyle, she will be attending Ouran Academy, where a very famous group of boys are waiting for her. Disclaimer: I do NOT own Ouran High School Host Club, and none of the characters are mine except for Katsumi.

In the land of what is now known as ancient Egypt, lives a 15 year old Safiya. Recently being separated from her family and sold into slavery, she now lives in the presence of one of the most powerful rulers to have ever roamed the earth. Will she ever learn to love this so called bloodthirsty player, or will she only be a little part of this pharaoh's game?

If you live among wolfs you are one with the pack The pack is your strength your pride and your soul In strength and in weakness you are forced to stay strong But what if one was not born a wolf all along?

Funny texts from the Harry Potter characters!