Love : |luv| - n 1. an intense affection for another person based on personal or familial ties 2. the deep tenderness, affection, and concern felt for a person with whom one has a relationship

; in where a guy accidentally calls The Coffee House hotline. "A dialogue story but with a tad bit more of narration." -author

in which a famous football quarterback decided to break up with his girlfriend over the phone. the girl who answered wasn't his girlfriend. • "Hi, this is-" "I want a fucking girlfriend." "..." "..." "Well, as far as I can remember, I'm not an escort." • #30 in Featured as of July 8th 2018 #5 in Light Romance as of June 24th 2018 #1 in Light Romance as of May 14th 2019 #22 in Short Stories as of 26th August 2019

"Hello?" "Why do '24 hours, 7 days a week' shops have locks on their doors?" "Uh-" "Why is the meaning of life hard to find when we have dictionaries?" "Um perso-" "Why is the word 'abbreviation' so long?" "I dont kno-" "If a cow laughed really hard would milk come out its nose?" "Hey-" "Does a postman deliver his own mail?" "MYSTERY PERSON!" "Yes?" "I don't know the answers to your stupid questions." "Okay then, how's life?" ---------------------------------------- Hello fellow readers! Thank you for clicking on my book, I hope you enjoy it. This book is from my imagination so please don't steal it. Highest ranking in short story: #5 ** this story is completed ** My story is edited but I know it's not perfect. If anyone finds any spelling or grammar mistakes feel free to comment in the comment section. Thank you.

Text Me, Baby || A Social Media AU / Multimedia Story || FanboyxCelebrity ~ - - ‪Andi, a socially awkward college student by day and certified sad boy by night, is crushing hard on the talented and mysterious instagram artist known only as losartslapsss, aka K. After being hounded by his management team for not interacting enough with his followers, K. joins TextYourFaves, an app that allows influencers and celebrities to safely give out their "phone number" so that fans can chat with them directly. Of course, Andi texts the number. But he doesn't take the conversation seriously because he assumed he would get paired with a bot. However, after a few minutes of messaging back and forth with K., Andi realizes he isn't talking to a bot at all. He's talking to the actual artist! Andi is totally mortified... Why? Because the last message that he sent to K. was: " i would literally give up my firstborn to have just 1 night with u " And it only goes downhill from there... or does it? - - note: this story is complete and has more than eight parts, but I ran out of space on Wattpad because you can only upload 200 chapters per book lol so follow me on twitter @cameosfics to finish reading ~

Camden Watson is the typical rich kid who has everything handed to him. He has money, girls, tons of friends, and gets invited to all the best parties. That's everything he could possibly need, or so he thinks. When he meets a girl at his community college who is a little different than the type of girls he is accustomed to, she changes his entire outlook on life. She may even introduce him to something he never thought he needed.

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❝Hi! I love your books.❞ ❝Hi! I love you.❞ © CynicalCaroline 2014 All Rights Reserved.

-in which a girl brings happiness to everyone's world but hers. {Completed}