Edd, Matt, and Tom decide to take another trip to the Magic Shop... Long story short, Matt has no coordination, Tom has zero reflexes, Edd is oblivious, and Tord takes too many walks. (Cover art is clearly not mine :P) [Also this story will be LONG! Sorry! So... Lock your doors and close the blinds we're going for a ride!] VERY SLOW UPDATES.

Tord unintentionally comes back and not everyone is happy to see him. He has to deal with facing his past, escaping the army, and an obnoxious crush on his former enemy. Let's see how everything plays out in New York... (Cover by @Thisislifenow) (thanks olli)

Tord never answered certain questions. Tom's gonna need to find them on his own. Hope they don't get eaten by an alligator.

"wow ur a lot shorter than i thought" just a trashy jalbert story Disclaimer: please know i wrote this when i was a young, dumb 13/14 year old. the writing is horrible lol.