"and this," dan exhaled, bruises peppering his moonlight-lit wrists as he turned the trickling, metal faucet and ceased the bone-chilling water. phil's azure irises lingered dismally on the hanging corpse; a man drowned by his own undying secrecy. "is how to get away with murder." |ex-cop!phil x murderer!dan| |rated r|

"because as you know all too well, my dear phil, i sometimes want you to just drop dead." "ah, but you see, the feeling is mutual, howell." |serialkiller!phil x depressed!dan| |lowercase intended|

"so what if i'm crazy? the best people are." |suicide squad based phan au| |rated r|

"you've been drinking like the world was gonna end." "for me, it did." - where a fighter with anger issues meets an strangely-alluring artist [lowercase intended]