The utter most inner thoughts and feelings of one who has but no other way to express them and therefore without a pen a paper she very much may spontaneously combust in an explosion of secrets bottled up for far far too long. : )

*Disclaimer: Although what is included on these lists may sound fun, not all of the subjects within this book are appropriate for all, if any, conditions. This book is published for comedic purposes. Complete the actions on these lists AT YOUR OWN RISK. I am not responsible for ANYTHING that happens when you attempt the lists or any individual action within them. However, do have fun with the content and be safe! THANK YOU!*

Collection of 'Funny Text Bloopers'.

They first met because of similar band tee's. Then to now... Is it love... Or lust?

Two new demigods come to Camp Half-Blood, there names are Korra (daughter of Ares) and Harper (daughter of Poseidon). The news that Harper is a child of 'The Big Three' spreads faster then lightning. The two new demigods are sent on a dangerous quest with two of Rick Riordan's most loved characters: Leo Valdez and Nico Di Angleo. All of the characters belong to Rick Riordan (except Harper and Korra). This fanfic was started before House of Hades came out. Any details that were discovered/happened in HoH will not be included in this story.

Sequel to AS THEY RISE, the popular Wattpad featured book with over 1.8M reads. After a powerful virus spread like wildfire, Australia became a zombie infested island with no escape. The only way for Eva and her friends to survive is to drive across the country to find refuge with Wyatt's brother, Elliot, in his rainforest hideaway. But with the road ahead filled with unknown obstacles and dangers, will they make it across the country alive? Join Eva as she fights for her life and learns that in her terrifying new world, it's not just zombies she has to fear. Blood, gore, friendship and true love collide to make this tale of survival stand out from the rest. The Eva Series is guaranteed to make you smile, scream, cry and fist-pump the air as you go on a wild and dangerous ride with Eva and her friends. Readers have said it's had them on the edge of their seats, reading all through the night and still craving more. Previously titled 'Eva Wilde Vs The Open Road.' WHILE WE FALL is the second in a series of books following her dangerous journey. THE EVA SERIES: Book One: AS THEY RISE Book Two: WHILE WE FALL Book Three: BEFORE IT FADES **Please note: This is the first draft. Please excuse any typos or grammatical errors. I've just done a big re-write, and edit of this, and it's now available on Amazon Kindle, iBooks, Kobo, Nook + Google Play here: jenmariewilde.com/books** Tweet me: @JenMarieWilde (Completed 18/09/2013.)

"Every girl has three guys in her life: The one she loves, the one she hates, and the one she can't live without. But in the end, they're all the same guy." ~Unknown Katherine Blakeslee hated Colby Tozier; or so she thinks. However, she had to deal with his stupid jokes, annoying smile, and horrible pranks each and every day because Colby's cousin happened to be her best friend. She convinced herself that she hated his very existence, that if they were together on a cliff, she'd push him off at the first chance. Until the day things changed. Until the day he showed his true feelings to her...Until the day he kissed her. Katherine soon finds herself dealing with denial, enemies, exes, and mixed feelings. Can Katherine forgive Colby for all those years of torture he'd given her when she ends up having those mixed feelings for him? Based off the song My Dilemma by Selena Gomez.

Meet Zephilia, an aspiring nerdy actor. Said person finds herself launched into a movie set of the Sea Of Monsters with none other than Logan Lerman, yes, him. Drama? Nerdy Goodness? Romance? -All of the above-