"I've never really been one for leather body suits on men, but damn, you do make it look good." "Nice try, Mack. Oliver has already told me all about you and I hate to break it to you, but I'm not interested." - Mackenzie Taylor was known in Starling City for leaving a trail of broken hearts wherever she went. It was a reputation she was proud of and worked hard to maintain, the trick being refusing to fall. Yet when she received a distressed call from her old best friend, Caitlin Snow, Mackenzie didn't hesitate to leave her old life behind and move to Central City to help her. What she didn't expect was for her reputation and string of boy toys to be regretted as Barry Allen stumbled into her life. His boyish grin and caring nature luring her in, the only problem is that she didn't have the same effect on him and he didn't want to be the next name she crossed off her list. new cover inspired by @-voidallison Disclaimer: I only own Mackenzie Taylor and her storyline, all rights go to the creators of the flash

They're worlds apart, and this isn't high school, so how the hell did a homeless female writer end up renting a billionaire's mansion? And - hold your breath - becoming his fake girlfriend? ➳ full blurb inside ➳ first reached #1 in humor on july 6, 2015 ➳ first reached #1 in business on august 29, 2023 ➳ winner of best humor book in the fiction awards 2016 ➳ featured by cadbury (marvellous creations) and secret lives of the americans (pivot) P.S. This is a SATIRICAL BILDUNGSROMAN. Proceed with caution. (cover by @glueeater)