Eridan has lost hope in everything even in trying to find a friend. Until that one get together came around and he met you. Are you the hope he's looking for, or is it all a lie to him. Read to find out!

john gets framed for 5 murders and sent to jail for life. his cousin jake is there for 27 years. john is an innocent boy who makes quick friends with the guards but not the prisoners. john extremely hates anything to do with crime. he gets a new cell mate who turns out to be his worst nightmare in a human body? (ps jake will be really sassy to dirk most of the time)

Karkat is so bored that he could die because of it. His friend, Sollux, helps him with his problem. What Karkat knows is that Sollux is an ass. But what he doesn't know is his friend's help can make his life..less boring? (All the art here belong to their owners.) (Homestuck belongs to Andrew Hussie. I do not own anything. I only own the story.) (This is my first fanfic and I hope it becomes a good one. I might suck though)

Since everyone writes so many sadstucks I thought hey let's make a happy and funny one aye ((excuse bad grammar, I don't write very often..))

Karkat walks Into Rose and Dave's private therapy session. Shit goes down.

'He pursed his lips before speaking. “What the hell are you doing lying in a trash can?” “It’s for ironic purposes,” came a muffled response. Something clicked in Karkat’s mind, and he felt stupid for not putting it together earlier: this dick was Dave Strider.' *All characters belong to Andrew Hussie*