This is a How-To book on how to be As sassy as Minho. Wow everyone with your sass!

I found these jokes of the Internet and I am just sharing them with you lovely demigods.I hope you like it and if you do go ahead and vote.

Hey everybody, before we start I just want to let you know that I know demigods cannot have phones. Also these are just random texts I found on the internet.... All i did was Demigodafiy them... DISCLAIMER: I DO NOT OWN ANY OF THE CHARACTERS!!!!!!! ENJOY!!!!!! Stay cra cra! ~ Cat.

Seriously? More relationship books? Well yes. Because somebody private messaged me and told me to do this. So here you guys go.

Just teeth cringing, facepalm worthy, nails on a chalkboard kinda things that I NEED to rant about. If you want humor, honesty, and a place to rant, read this book. If not, DON'T READ... It isn't like I'm forcing you to read it or anything... DISCLAIMER: I DON'T OWN ANY CHARACTERS OR ANNOYING FANFICTION IN THIS BOOK...FANS AND RICK RIORDIAN OWNS THEM ALLLLLLL!!!!

The swakle to my first Percy Jackson Jokes book -_- note: Not all these jokes are mine I just compile dem all for you to read! <3 Don't forget to vote, comment and follow!

Just a bunch of funny texts I find on the internet

Nerdy astronomy geek Marsha, M to her few friends, has never been anybody special. Orphaned as an infant and reluctantly raised by an overly-strict "aunt," she's not even sure who she is. M's dream of someday escaping tiny Jewel, Indiana and making her mark in the world seems impossibly distant until hot new quarterback Rigel inexplicably befriends her. As Rigel turns his back on fawning cheerleaders to spend time with M, strange things start to happen: her acne clears up, her eyesight improves to the point she can ditch her thick glasses, and when they touch, sparks fly-literally! When M digs for a reason, she discovers deep secrets that will change her formerly mundane life forever . . . and expose her to perils she never dreamed of. Yes, the middle of nowhere just got a lot more interesting!

What if Teresa never arrives in The Glade? But the first girl who had shown up was Alex. Two months before Thomas arrived in the Glade, she showed up in the box. There was something peculiar about this boy and Alex didn't know which she felt more strongly- curiosity to find out what or dread at finding out. She's challenged when the moment to decide who to follow arrives. ***This story is like a combination of the book's storyline and the movie's*** ((THIS STORY IS CURRENTLY UNDER CONSTRUCTION))

Are you a teenage girl? If you are, did you know you probably have over 200 problems?