Luke was a dork Calum was a dick they were both step brothers.

In which a fan introduces Ashton Irwin to the world of fanfiction. © 2014 webby | bonnaroo

"What do you want?" "Nudes." The story of how one picture wrecked a marriage, ruined a career, broke a family, hurt a boy and killed a girl.

Calum can't eat and Katy can't stop.

"why are you so obsessed with an old crusty man" "why not"

5sos jokes, puns, random thoughts, etc ALL ARE MINE unless I say otherwise