When Evelyn and her young son Jax move to London, she's excited about their new life in the big city. But nothing goes according to plan when she bumps into someone from her past..

"treat me like a princess, fuck me like a prostitute." started 12/27/15

• we might aswell fuck •

hello this is @englishmoron [former username] 24.10.17 Hello Reader! this is my book. As you can see it is currently discontinued and I've officially decided to no longer carry it on. I have many reasons for this but the biggest one is that I've grown out of my d&p phase (I still love and support them both) and mostly cringe whenever I get reminded of this book. My grammar and punctuation was awful and I have now entered the part of my life when I'm being swallowed alive by school work. I am keeping this book up however for two reasons: 1. I'm attached to wattpad. Although I never use my account and high key wanna delete it, I've had a lot of fun and sad memories on this website and this book was a big part of that. 2. This somehow has 150k reads and 3k votes. By the way, thank you all for the reads and votes! I'm so grateful to see my younger selfs work paid off! I don't read lots of your comments (although sometimes the positive ones make me grin, thank you all for your kindness btw c:) because I'm well aware of my many errors and I get utterly embarrassed at others having to correct my old mistakes aha. This is getting very long. Bye to all of you and thank you for all the support and love I've had over the course of the making of this book. I love you all. \\ smuts \\ angst \\ fluff \\ no requests please \\ Discontinued and unedited.

This is a book full of imagines about Dan Howell (Danisnotonfire) and Phil Lester (AmazingPhil). If anyone wants to request please inbox me. I won't do smut requests though.

!SMUT WARNING! Fully smut for all you lovers

I don't know wtf I'm doing anymore I'm just a girl who is bored and wants to write stuff. They may be terrible just to let you know.

Hey guys its Emmalee Yo Queen....jk but anyways I have some smut for you and some fluffies and some youtube roleplays and other legit stuff for you guys! Enjoy this shit or #RUBBERUPFORDAN 😏

Dan Howell Imagines & Smuts Feel free to send me requests