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Silently Falling
Highest ranking: #1 in Teen Fiction -- "Sunshine, what guy do you know has a weird fetish with sign language?" She's the aftermath of a high school party nightmare. Tragedy robbed her of her innocence and stole her voice before she had the chance to speak out. The court called her a liar, and the guilty was set free...
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Starstruck
humor #01 & teen fic #02 Alyssa Taylor is famous, well famous on Youtube, that is. Doing covers of popular songs and her sassy personality has gotten her from a small town in Northern California to the big city in Southern California. That isn't enough though, for Alyssa is striving for one thing: to make it in the m...
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The Bad Boy's Nanny
Ivy Lynch has been babysitting practically her whole life. She is known around town, getting job offer after job offer. It pays. This summer, she receives an offer to be a full-time nanny for the Kennedy family while the mom goes on a mission trip to Haiti. Unable to turn down the job due to the promised payment, Ivy...
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Making Babies #NewAdult
Highest rank #1 in ChickLit ● ● ● ● ● ● All it took was a few minutes for her life to change forever. Six years ago she was saved from an imminent death by a good samaritain. Now, years later, she's offered a deal of a lifetime that could possibly be the best decision she's ever made, or the worst mistake o...
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I'm Too Far Gone
"I'm not that hungry" he says, when he hasn't eaten all day. "I'm just cold" he says, when its 75 degrees outside. "I just want water." He says, when in reality he's craving a stuffed crust large pizza and a Dr. Pepper. He says this stuff when only... «He's depressed...
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Hollywood's Princess [PUBLISHED]
"Every princess needs a prince charming." "Or a knight in shining armor." Sophia Heart Valentine makes all her fans scream by the mere mention of her name. She's Hollywood's Princess after all - the singer and actress that can make anybody fall for her charms. She's struggling with the life in Hollywood while attempt...
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Best Wattpad Stories
Here I will post every single book that I loved reading on Wattpad. Enjoy. Xoxo, not Gossip Girl Note: recomend me stories and I will put them in my list
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A Muslim's Romantic Journey
As a Muslim girl, marriage is one of Safia's biggest dreams. All her life she kept herself pure for her faith and her future husband. Although having never had experienced love, and occasionally doubting whether she will, Safia feels herself growing impatient being single. She then sends her family to search for 'the...
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Mr. Popular and I
"You and I both know that any girl would kill to be in your position, with me, right now." He smirks, knowing that what he's said is completely and utterly true. Lea Wilson and River Parker don't mix; they don't like the same things, their lives are majorly different. But, what if these two people who are least expect...
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It's A Deal
"Kiss me." He orders, slamming my locker shut. "Is she coming?" I ask, turning my head to look behind me, but he grabs my face and makes me look up at him. "Yes, now kiss me." I do as told, getting on my tippy toes as I lean up to kiss him. He kisses me back slowly, before he pins me against the lockers and deepen...
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Just A Friend?
Will I Always Be: Just A Friend? {Book 1} *** {Teen Fiction #1} Ashton Thompson is everything you'd want in a boyfriend. He's funny, caring, childish at times, loving, romantic...oh and he's drool-worthy gorgeous. It's just a shame that he's my best friend...NOT my boyfriend. Being in love with your best f...
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See You Around
❝Someday, I will leave and never come back.❞ ❅ Daniella Evans plans on spending her summer holiday in complete and utter peace; and by peace, she clearly means lazing around while gaining inordinate amounts of weight in the very process. ...
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His Miracle
Now published on Amazon Kindle in E-book & Paperback! After a whirlwind journey to be together, Emily Wentworth and Jake Melvin find out their expecting a baby... At the tender age of seventeen. When Jake is wrongfully accused of murder, a pregnant Emily has no choice but to take the law into her own hands and prove...
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I HATE Bad Boys
All bad boys beware. She's new and she doesn't take crap from no one. Casey has had her heart broken too many times to even care anymore. Now that she is new she wanta to start over, but she might end up back where she was with the Brenson brother's. Trent and Shane Brenson are fraternal twin brother's. Trent the han...
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Bad Boy Isn't My Type - Extra POV chapters
This is an addition to my story 'Bad Boy Isn't My Type'. People have been asking for chapters in other POV so here they are! Please check them out! You don't have to read this, it doesn't add to the storyline of bad boy but it is just a little insight into the extra characters but you do have to read bbimt to actually...
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I Wish You Would
Love. Such a delicate thing. And in young teenagers, so fresh and so confusing at the same time. Every person wants to love and feel loved by someone at one point in time. Teenagers today pine for the love of the opposite gender. Puppy love, but love it is. - - - - - - - - Kaylen Adams is a one such...
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Hazel's diary [TFiOS]
"As the clocked ticked forward, while the whole world went on without realizing thousands of people died this minute, we're drowning in oblivion. Time is unforgivable. And one day, these stories will be forgotten too and if that day comes, who still cares?" Where are my manners? I need to introduce myself first. I am...
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Alone at Last.
Ellla James is going to move to Paris they same month she finds out that her BFF and her ex-boyfriend were dating while he and Ella we're together and won't breakup
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Living With The Playboy
A teenager's fiction describing the life and the feelings of a young adolescent. Matilda is a typical girl living with her parents. What happens when she moves to California? Is that forever? Jake is a common playboy playing around several girls. What if the playboy falls for a girl below his standards? What if a sma...
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Mr bad boy
April is the average girl, with long brown hair and deep blue eyes, her life is normal, her grades are normal. She doesn't have many friends but that doesn't bother her, she doesn't want to be popular and hates when all the attention is on her. She's just the typical teenage girl. Aidan, typical bad boy. Wears leather...
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Beethoven
In which Kiara Bergmann meets a German boy who should've been buried over two hundred years ago. [Extended summary inside] #22 Short Story #115 Humor
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Living A Fake Life (Slowly Editing)
I was forced into a marriage of my parent's choosing. Strapped down and saddled to a man who only cared about himself. I couldn't force myself out of the marriage because I had made a stupid move by signing a contract that I never knew about. Now here I was expected to pretend to be a very happy wife to one of Miami's...
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Falling Too Far
A girl with her heart on her sleeve and boy with a reputation of breaking them. A/N: I started writing with this when I was 13. I love it a lot because I used it as a platform to talk about issues that mean a lot to me and I feel don't get enough attention (especially as I got older and learnt more), but please keep t...
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Dizzy
Dylan doesn’t do relationships. He and his older brother watched their dad go through hell and back, so they made a pact years ago—no girl would come between the Gibson boys. But his brother sells out. He's getting married anyway. To the sister of a chick Dylan met at a party, who's probably the angriest girl he's eve...
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My Fight (TFIOS Fan Fiction)
Augustus Waters as finally been healed from his cancer. On the other hand, Though, Hazel Grace is still pretty sick. One day Augustus finally pops the question. Of course Hazel Grace says yes. Now it is 2 years later and they have their own daughter named Emily. They love her and are so happy to call her theirs. Now i...
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