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My name is (y/n) (l/n) and I have no idea how I came here to the underground. No, really, I just woke up in a patch of flowers... Anyways, I've heard legends about monsters that live underground... They exist. But something about them is just... Odd... I've heard from monsters that the king is obsessed with us humans and well... I'm not really sure how to feel about that... In this book, you are going to read my adventures from when I travelled through the terrifying city's full of monsters who... All... Love ME?!?

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♛Wattpad Featured Story♛ The retelling of Cinderella through the eyes of the (cynical and perverted) pumpkin that became the carriage. ▶There is strong language in this story.◀