I will be doing some jokes that may be insulting. Comebacks that are awesome. And roasts that will leave u speechless SORRY IN ADVANCE FOR GRAMMATICAL ERRORS. Feel free to leave some of ur own jokes/comebacks/roasts/insults in the comments. INSPIRED BY @lucybruhh

Here are some comebacks to use if you don't have anything else to say

//WARNING: Do not read if you get easily offended.//

Want that extra zing in your comebacks! Well you have come to the right place!!! Enjoy!!!!!!!!!!!

Highest Ranking: #1 WTF!!!OMG!!!Thank you so much 💕!!! "I've had enough!! I want a divorce!!" you furiously said, Jungkook rolled his eyes and...

"haven't we met?" his eyes whispered and i had sudden flashbacks of us. it's been long, kim taehyung. ; pretend marriage au, tsundere!taehyung lmao but softer » sequel to mr arrogant book 1

[COMPLETED JUNE, 2017] (방탄소년단) BTS Fanfiction: The Seven Deadly Sins "My life changed the day Envy let me live... ...so now it's my turn to save Him" ************** What if I told you that we weren't the only ones living in this world; That Angels, Demons and other mythical creatures did exist? What if I told you that the horrifying tales about the 7 Deadly Sins were actually true and that those 7 actually had a human counterpart; existing only to punish the people who sinned till this day. What happens if you fall in love with one of them... What was the cost of such forbidden act? The Seven Deadly Sins: Envy Pride Sloth Lust Wrath Gluttony Greed *Please don't copy my work! Inspiration is great but copying is the an insult to the effort I put into my writings. Thanks!* ************** Text copyright © bangtanfamfic ™ 2017 The moral right of the author has been asserted. All rights reserved. This story is published subject to the condition that it shall not be reproduced or retransmitted in whole or in part, in any manner, without the written consent of the copyright holder, and any infringement of this is a violation of copyright law.

she dreads to get to school because of one name. ; high school au, tsundere!taehyung lmao » under edit » #4 in fanfiction on 171222

"Kiss me." He choked on his drink, gawking over at you instantly, "HUH?!" "You know, mouth to mouth action, maybe a little tongue if you're lucky," you piped grinning smugly. He looked like he had just got hit so far up between his legs as his expression grew pained. "Please tell me you're joking," he said breathless. You grinned, "of course I'm joking." His brows jumped at that as he let out a breathy laugh of relief. "Ahh! Y/N! Not cool." He was smiling as he went in for another sip of his red crush slurpee. You timed your next remark well, smiling like an idiot. "I was joking about the mouth to mouth part," you stated quick, "now your mouth on another set of my lips..." You trailed off and laughed loudly when you practically saw red crush pour out of Jungkook's nostrils. He had snorted the drink. ------------------------ Being set up on a date is hard as it is. But being set up on a date where the boy you're with loves your best friend is even harder-and trust me, being bubbly, cute, and incredibly hilarious doesn't work on him either...but on the other members it certainly does. ------------- (PG-13 for the most part, I'll try my best with warnings if things get a little out of hand aha but hopefully it won't get too explicit) ------------- Cover was made by the sweetest, @BABYGIRLSANA on wattpad! Thank you so much Liz!!

Laura has been cast in a music video with BTS and gets to stay with them for an entire summer...what more could she dream of? Her bias to fall in love with her. Of course, things aren't running as smoothly as she thought. How will her relationship with him blossom when others start taking interest and jealousy becomes the better of the two?