Um.......YO MAMA JOKES!!! Yeah that's it. Note: I don't own the pics i might put up neither the jokes and this is just a book of jokes not meant to offend anyone. First book!!

Trojan: Touch yourself for me :3 Me: Oh Baby, I'm touching! Trojan: God, I'm so hard for you right now. Me: When are you not hard? Trojan: When your not online :( Me: Well, I guess you will have to wait a week to be hard again... Trojan: WHY!!!!!! Claire finds that her Online life sizzles, while her real life fizzles. That is until she takes a vacation to the sunny South and meets Ashton, who just might change all that. Will her online romance accept being shut out or will he turn out to be Claire's worst nightmare. Ever since Claire was a child, her dreams would become reality. How will she handle nightmares of Trojan becoming reality. Then if that wasn't bad enough, Claire has to deal with her older sister Lisa. Lisa was always happy with flaunting herself to any guy in town, but what will happen if she sets her sights on Ashton. Claire finds some peace from an angel on her shoulder but will that be enough to save her from a Black Hat Hacker. These hackers are known to be some of the most intelligent but malicious hackers in the industry. Ultimately her fate may rest in one sole person that can take Trojan head on, a White Hat Hacker. This book is not appropriate for individuals under the age of 13. PG-13 - Includes mature stories that may include occasional scenes of a lightly sexual or violent nature. There might be mention of drug use or abuse and other mature themes that could be inappropriate for younger readers. Characters use more mature language and swearing. Sexual scenes are described with some details. Stories rated PG-13 may also contain some graphic descriptions of violence and injury and reveal darker and more mature motives behind characters' actions than is appropriate for younger readers.