Just teeth cringing, facepalm worthy, nails on a chalkboard kinda things that I NEED to rant about. If you want humor, honesty, and a place to rant, read this book. If not, DON'T READ... It isn't like I'm forcing you to read it or anything... DISCLAIMER: I DON'T OWN ANY CHARACTERS OR ANNOYING FANFICTION IN THIS BOOK...FANS AND RICK RIORDIAN OWNS THEM ALLLLLLL!!!!

The worsts moments in any (cliche or so) Percy Jackson fanfiction. ONLY FOR ENTERTAINMENT PURPOSES!! Inspired by all the rest :)

So here are ALOT of Head cannons and ONE SHOT! I love Pernico, so there will be a lot. If you don't ship it and hate it, stop reading before you post something you'll regret. Anyways, I DO love every shipping. Dedicated to all my crazed Percy Jackson Fans!

Reading Percy Jackson. Takes place while Percy in breaking the glacier in the Son of Neptune.

"Quando a lua achou o sol Ele parecia que mal conseguia aguentar Mas os olhos dela salvaram sua vida No meio do verão" Solangelo tinha tudo o que precisava para ter uma vida perfeita. Estava crescendo no trabalho e tinha uma namorada linda. Até que tudo muda por conta de um erro. Não aguentando mais os olhares de desaprovação dos pais e quando sua namorada o traiu, ele pegou o carro, numa tentativa de fugir de tudo, fugir do mundo, se afundar na depressão que ele sempre teve. Até que ele a encontra. Luna O'pry sempre fora feliz com a vida. Artista por paixão, só via o lado positivo das coisas. Sua vida sempre fora totalmente comum e ela vivia em sua pequena cidade de um jeito divertido. Até que com um solavanco, ela o encontra. Um garoto novo, que aparentemente tinha sua mesma idade, chega de surpresa em sua cidadezinha, alegando estar querendo fugir do mundo. Quando ela percebeu que aquele calor que ela sentia todas às vezes que o via, soube que estaria perdida. Perdida no amor.

Well this is about Sadie and Nico getting to know each other....not really. Oh and e characters don't belong to me but to their rightful owners and I just own the plot..., so yeah

Welcome to 'What Not To Do In Percy Jackson Fanfiction' where I will brave the odds and ends to show my fellow PJO writers exactly what annoys readers and writers of Wattpad the most. This is not to be meant as offensive to the people whose stories may be similar to what I have written, but if you HAVE written a story a lot like the ones mentioned inside where the protagonists are total VS model Mary-Sue's... I humbly beg of you, change it immediately! Because the PJO characters are often frustrated with finding out they have a secret half-sister with magical blue hair and Gucci sunglasses. Percy: *facedesks* Annabeth: *groans* Leo: *sets Mary-Sue's hair on fire* O.O Leo: ..... What? SHE ATTACKED ME WITH HER TERRIBLE MARY-SUE-ISH NATURE! AND PLANNED TO MARRY ME OFF TO HER BFF, JUST NO... ** Warning: Mass hilarity ahead. Read at your own risk! Abandoned (I was 12, Jesus Christ...)

Ever got the feeling that someone was always watching you? Even though nobody was there? Well, I do. I have it everyday. Even worse I KNOW someone's there. Anubis is forced to share my body, as I am a host. And even worse the girl he's supposedly in love with likes me. But, I can't deal with that. I can't lead her on. I'm not proud to admit, I'm pretty sure Anubis knows by now though. I, Walt host of Anubis, am in love with Carter Kane. Brother of Sadie Kane, former host of Horus, thief of my heart.

Squeal to Worse Than Amnesia. Why didn't Annabeth say she was my girlfriend? Didn't she understand? I don't understand why Nico would ever reject Will... I mean all I did was hurt him... And Jason! What if he breaks up with Piper all because if me!? I really screwed up... 3 angry demigods, all pissed at the Son of the Sea. (He really is just like his father")