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this...oh gawd

This is some weird fuck shit I decided to write hope you like it

shrek will take u for a ride on his green tracker. shrek does the nasty with ur baes and its rly inappropriate so o dunnot get butt hurt you son of a swamp

For Jordan <3 :) sorry it's short.. (Prompt from @otpprompts on tumblr) Person A and Person B at a fancy restaurant, when Person A gets down on one knee, flustered, and asks....