If you enjoy reading about rainbows, zombies and unicorns, this book is for you. Simple? [Cover by Zxmbie | 2015 | 2016 | Copyright]

Hello people who are reading this! We will take over your puny brains and turn you into something awesome like floating chickens! I'm warning y'all. Don't run and hide because we will make oatmeal cry. Do you want to make poor innocent oatmeal cry? No you don't. But if you think this is another cliche lovestory, then go away and read something else. This not for 'normal' people.