Ok, here's the sitch, you're in middle school, you're stuck. I've got your back, or I mean this hack book does. This isn't your average hack book, these are pasted on events that happened to me that I write on to here for you guys to follow and not make the same mistakes I encountered. So! I got you covered, don't just add this too your favorites reading list! Actually open up this book and get going! (Is available and works for both genders or anything you are) *disclaimer* needs terrible editing help! all rights reserved® copyright of Jade Sleiman©

He was a billionaire, I was a bellboy, can I make it anymore obvious? It all started one fateful afternoon in summer of 2012. I was working as a bellboy at the Trump Hotel in Hong Kong on an internship program. This was my first time in a big city. It was all I could have ever dreamed of, and more. But little did I know, it was all about to change. Follow me on twitter.com/aguywithnolife Please note, this story may contain mature humor that isn't suitable for all ages.