"vodkas, sex and cigarettes are just some of people's way to vent out the shit that the universe throws to them, but mine's different."
"it's you. you're my vodka, my sex, and my beloved cigarettes."
"You're all I need, today, tomorrow and forever"
A story in which a a boy with a bad reputation finds himself falling for a girl he never expected to need.
❝I asked you to open your mouth, love. Not your legs.❞
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Blue Maguire gets driven into a sexually intimate relationship with her new orthodontist, in this coming-of-age romantic-comedy, that leads to a series of unforeseen, zany events.
"We have one month to convince the entire school that we are completely, one-hundred-percent smitten with one another?"
"31 days."
Because who doesn't love a fake relationship?
[completed]
[calum hood AU]