the last time i updated this thing for real was in 2015, so i highly advise against reading this. even so, i will never cease to be astonished at the sheer number of individuals who have willingly read and loved this book over the course of the past years. no matter how cringey this old material may be, it brings back a sense of nostalgia to my early wattpad days that i'll never forget. if i was ever feeling down, there would be thousands of people here to listen and to support me. i owe everyone who read this book any time between 2014-2015 the world, for you guys, i'll be forever grateful. thank you for everything. on a side note, please stop and refrain from calling me your "senpai" or "author-nim." cover credit: harry clarke, "silence"

What else do you want to know? I write weird ass stories which make people laugh.

Sick of cliché Wattpad books? Then this isn't the book for you. We take every single over-used plot, character and trope on Wattpad - from player-meets-nerd to my-boyfriend-is-a-vampire - and mash it all into one, awful, hilarious parody. NOTE: This is a parody. Characters have not been created to mock a race/nationality/sexuality, they have been created to lightly poke fun at the way certain teen fiction writers reduce them into crude stereotypes. Thanks for helping this pile of junk get to #1 in Humor!

imagines about Column, Huke Lemmings, the Cliffoconda, and Irwie

Writing MAGcon preferences because why not? I hope you enjoy them, my darlings

[Highest Rank: #1 in Teen Fiction] 🚫WARNING🚫 :| CLICHE ALERT! This is some high class cringe stuff which will make you want to throw yourself out the window |: :|You have been warned, proceed at your own risk |: ⬇️ He stood up with his hands in his pockets, "I'll delete the video." My head snapped up on hearing this and sighed in relief. "Than-" "On three conditions." He said smirking making me glare at him. "Never Stone!" I huffed. "Okay then, I'll send it to everyone on my contact list." He said casually picking his phone up. My eyes widened and I held his arm stopping him while he gave me a blank look, but I could see the amusement in his eyes. That jerk! "I...I.." I hesitated looking down. "You what?" He asked raising his phone again. I tried to snatch it from him but in vain. "Okay fine, I agree to your conditions!" I say finally defeated making him smirk evilly. ............................................................ All Mae wanted was to complete her senior year peacefully but everything is turned upside down when Ryan Stone crashed in her life, literally. They say water is strong enough to break a stone...will the case be same for Mae Waters and Ryan Stone? ............................................................ Spin Off - 'Smirks & Glares'

Getting bitten by a vampire is something, but getting bitten by five hot vampire celebrities is something else. Amberia Purt is a 17 year old American Directioner. Just like every other directioner, she dreams to meet the five knights in shining armor of her life. Who could know taking a short bathroom break could change your life? *Dramatic gasp* This story should be categorized as vampire, werewolves, fan-fiction, teen-fiction, adventure, fantasy, humor, mystery/thriller, paranormal, & romance, but unfortunately, they only allow each story to be put in only 2 categories. [This story is UNEDITED, so please don't complain about errors, plot-holes, and etc. WARNING: It's also BATSHIT CRAZY HAHAHAHAHA.] [X] This is the ONE & ONLY One Direction Bit Me. I've seen so many imitations after this fanfic, and I want you all to know that this is the ORIGINAL. Thank you! :) -This story is completely HUMOROUS, so stop taking it so seriously.-

Her name is Zoe. She is the fiery girl from beyond the maze in a place called The Zone. She happens to come across The Glade by chance but thanks to her mistakes she must now pay the price. She has to now face bonds that are new to her, someone who acts like a brother and someone who can make her heart feel like it's being ripped from her body. Yet at the same time the pressure of The Zone is seeping through her and she knows she has to go back but how can she when things are changing and her life comes crashing down? Or when The Gladers and The Zoners begin to collide?

CURRENTLY IN THE PROCESS OF BEING REWRITTEN!

CURRENTLY REWRITING. The story line will remain the same but the writing will be 10 times better ok My life was once a thing of beauty. I wasn't anything different from your next boy-obsessed teenage girl with a strange fondness of peanut butter and jam sandwiches. But that was then, before my parents were ruthlessly killed by a heartless murderer. As an orphan I moved in with another family and whilst there were guys who definitely placed on the more attractive end of the scale, it wasn't quite home. I am 17 year old, Jaymiee Marie and this is the not-so-normal tale of what happened when I got stuck with 7 Bad Boys and Me. I thank @Ais_Rhodes for all the help! All Rights Reserved. Highest Rank: #152 in Teen Fiction 💕