back with an even bigger shit storm (literally)

in which an author lets you know what she finds unattractive in literature featuring famous people NO HATE THIS IS MY OPINION AND IF YOU'RE EASILY OFFENDED I SUGGEST YOU LEAVE NOW [UNDER POSSIBLE EDITING]

we're back

It started with Mum. A flax bush. That gave birth to two girls. They have grown up in an interesting way.....

Sick of cliché Wattpad books? Then this isn't the book for you. We take every single over-used plot, character and trope on Wattpad - from player-meets-nerd to my-boyfriend-is-a-vampire - and mash it all into one, awful, hilarious parody. NOTE: This is a parody. Characters have not been created to mock a race/nationality/sexuality, they have been created to lightly poke fun at the way certain teen fiction writers reduce them into crude stereotypes. Thanks for helping this pile of junk get to #1 in Humor!