Cover credit to @tonystinks! <3

When Rhodey wakes up in Tony's living room, he's confused when he see's a total stranger in the kitchen. One who has a metal arm that's apparently not made by Tony Stark. One who ends up pointing a gun at him. Or When James meets the other James

This is an Alternate Universe where the Marvel characters are strippers instead of superheros. I don't own any of the lyrics or characters except for Lilly, for I am she. I will add personal ships such as Claia, Piegan and JilLoki. Rated Mature for sexual references and mild swearing.

NSFW Confessions about Marvel characters. Have a confession? PM me! All confessions will remain anonymous! A HayRae book! I get the confessions and put them in a doc, she makes the banners and I post them in this book right here. UNLIMITED CONFESSIONS! You can send in as many confessions as you want!

includes: → tony stark → steve rogers → clint barton → bucky barnes → bruce banner → pietro maximoff → sam wilson → loki → thor → vision

Requests are open. Just a book with stories about the various Avenger ships.

"Her name is Hela," he replied, watching the infant lose interest in the shield and move onto something else. Hela looked up at the mention of her name and the same grin came across her face. The smile reminded the Avengers of Loki, it was clearly obvious. The child seemed more innocent, but she was clearly his daughter. It didn't take a genius to know what they were about to do. The Avengers were about to have their hands full. Loki's only daughter was taken from him when she was just a baby. Her father was a criminal and unfit to care for her, and her mother was dead, so Odin ordered Hela to be sent to Midgard. Thor automatically calls up S.H.I.E.L.D. and soon Hela is being sent there to be raised by the Avengers. How will the young girl turn out being raised by superheroes, and more importantly, how will Earth's Mightiest Heroes fair against Loki's daughter?

Sebastian Stan gained his sight at thirty-three. Chris Evans gained his hearing at thirty-four. »»» °Evanstan°

Steve Rogers and Tony Stark are two completely different people in every single way. Steve is laid back, kind, and always gets his school work in on time, while at the same time, being captain of the football team. Tony however, is reckless, careless, and never even bothers to do his work, knowing that he'll ace the tests anyway. He expresses his playboy personality extremely well while keeping his reputation held high. While going to the same school, the two never talked much and even though they were in the same group of friends, they just never really had reason to- and Steve wasn't a fan of Tony's attitude. When a party brings them together as friends, they come to find one another's company not as terrible as they thought and as time progresses they soon find themselves endlessly in love. The only problem being, would Tony be able to have everyone see him as he really is and who he really loves? Must you really lie about love to uphold a reputation?

Loki isn't fond of Midgardian traditions, but he's willing to make an exception. Meanwhile, The Avengers are just being annoying (in Tony's opinion).