You've got a brilliant idea. A brilliant, fan-fiction-y idea. There's just one problem - your story requires an original character, and original characters? They've got a bad reputation. . . This is just a small excerpt from a larger, collaborative work that wll be out soon elsewhere on the site. Consider it a teaser :)

YOU WANNA FIGHT? FIGHT ME! Or we could have a cup of tea and a biscuit if you prefer. Ever found it hard to get to grips with how to put together a fight scene, or a battle sequence? This guide runs you through the basics, talks about different styles of fighting and weaponry, how to put together fight scenes, plan out battles, and talks about how you include Fantasy or Magical elements as well as the various Dos and Don'ts of writing Action. Now with added flamingos... are we sure that it's spelled like that? There's an aardvark with an Uzi somewhere too.