Shrek and Cory from Cory in the house do things

Just read this. Michelle Obama x Keanu Reeves. You won't want to miss what happens when FLOTUS gets her first taste of pizza. A never ending thrill ride. Comments appreciated :) (Warning, while not mature, there is mentions of pregnancy, breasts, and turds. Read at your own risk.)

This is the love story between Shrek the ogre & Corey Baxter of Corey in the House. Written by Audrey & edited by Belle. Enjoy

He was a billionaire, I was a bellboy, can I make it anymore obvious? It all started one fateful afternoon in summer of 2012. I was working as a bellboy at the Trump Hotel in Hong Kong on an internship program. This was my first time in a big city. It was all I could have ever dreamed of, and more. But little did I know, it was all about to change. Follow me on twitter.com/aguywithnolife Please note, this story may contain mature humor that isn't suitable for all ages.

Tfw you snort a whole gram of memes and you haven't passed out yet

Obama arrives at Bikini Bottom eager to taste those delicious Krabby Patties. Love sparks when he lays eyes on the delicious, spongy chef.

The love story of Donald trump and Shrek

Cows find love, kinda, sorta.

Gather round children, as we tell the tale of the ducks. Mighty animals, the ducks are warriors of the ponds, mighty, feathered beasts with beaks as sharp as... err... um... BEAKS. The first in the amazing series of "_____ History", this is Duck History.