Toothpaste

--A story told only through dialogue-- "Why are you buying so much toothpaste?" "Because I need it." "Your dentist must love you." "Something like that." WARNING: Triggers. Please don't think I'm saying these things are good or ok.

What Really Annoys Me About Wattpad

I began this book when I was bored and mad to force my shitty humor onto you. Prepare to be insulted, offended and ignored.