when cyr gets maymays stolen who saves hem

Irony {noun} - a state of affairs or an event that seems deliberately contrary to what one expects and is often wryly amusing as a result. Khloe Matthews had never really considered how ironic her life was until she died. At parties, the head cheerleader would do something BIG to get revenge. If this meant spreading secrets and telling lies then she would do it. How ironic is it that Khloe used parties as a way of ending her peers' social lives and in turn someone used her own end of summer party to end her life? The sad thing is that Khloe didn't even really see it coming, but as she recounts her story, it becomes increasingly obvious that her so called 'friends' did. Now her friends will have to learn that just because the bitch is dead, it doesn't mean she's gone. Who said you had to be alive to get revenge? graphic by @obsessedhumor- [highest ranking = #1 in mystery & thriller {29/12/15}] All Rights Reserved Copyright © longtimegone Steal my work-face my wrath.

17 year old Frank Iero can't sleep some nights and likes to go play his guitar in the forest near the cemetery. 23 year old Gerard Way is a vampire and is very picky about his tree and likes to kill anyone who climbs it. Except for Frank. The teen eventually falls for the vampire and that's when the trouble starts. The old bats in the council tells Gerard to either turn Frank or kill him because he knows too much. Gerard doesn't have the heart to hurt Frank. So the council sends Bert to kill the human. ~~~~~~~~~~~~ Cover credit goes to @omgiero

It's been exactly one year and one week since the lonely Gerard Way last saw his beloved Frankie. It's been exactly one year and six days since Frank was discovered to be missing. It's been exactly one year and three days since Frank's favorite Smashing Pumpkins shirt was found hanging from a tree, ripped to shreds. It's been exactly one year since the police deemed Frank Iero dead. But is he really gone? (Disclaimer- I do not own My Chemical Romance or any of their songs or members. The plot and other aspects of the story belong to me. Do not copy any part of this work without written permission from myself.)

these r my little suicides

He was a billionaire, I was a bellboy, can I make it anymore obvious? It all started one fateful afternoon in summer of 2012. I was working as a bellboy at the Trump Hotel in Hong Kong on an internship program. This was my first time in a big city. It was all I could have ever dreamed of, and more. But little did I know, it was all about to change. Follow me on twitter.com/aguywithnolife Please note, this story may contain mature humor that isn't suitable for all ages.

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