A gay twist on a Harlequin tale. CEO Pete Wentz is in trouble. After a very emotional breakup with his girlfriend (emotional on her end of course), She decided to ruin his life. By selling false stories about Pete being a homophobic asshole. But only half of that is true. The head of his marketing team decides that to totally expel the rumors, Pete should hire a guy to pose as his boyfriend. And Patrick Stump is just the man for the job. After his boyfriend of almost ten years breaks up with him, Patrick finds himself in a stump. (haha) He can't afford to live in their apartment alone and his paintings haven't been selling well. So when he gets offered a job to pretend to date someone for fifty thousand dollars, he jumps at the opportunity. But can he keep his heart out of this artificial relationship? Or will real emotions surface from this faked love?

"Only douche bags wear sunglasses inside." "If I knew what one looked like, I might agree."

The year is 2019. It's been 7 years since the Great Fires and Helium Wars of 2012. In place of government, Better Living Industries has stepped up to take over the world. They built the powerful Battery City in the desert ruins of California and have been cleaning up the Zones. But underneath the perfect, helpful facade is something much more evil: their true goal is to leach the population of their emotions, their need for people. Undermining them is a band of outlaws known as the Killjoys. Their associates are pirate radio DJ Dr. Death Defying and his counterpart, Show Pony. Steadily, the Killjoys have been taking out Draculoids, the police force of BL/ind. But now they have a new enemy coming from Battery City--the S/C/A/R/E/C/R/O/W unit, under the command of Korse. It's up to the Killjoys to defeat Korse, and annihilate Battery City, BL/ind, and restore emotions to humanity! Can they do it? Read Danger Days: The True Lives of the Fabulous Killjoys to find out! ________________________________________ ALL NAMES, PLACES & CONTENT ARE MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE'S AND THEIR AFFILIATES. NO COPYRIGHT INTENDED.

Little vampire Gerard oneshot. //tw for a little bit of blood. "Unidentifiable bodies weren't too uncommon in the city, so when the body of a boy (estimated to be around nineteen or twenty years old) was brought into Frank, covered in bites, it wasn't too big of a deal for him. He'd been working as a funeral director since he'd gotten out of college, so he was well accustomed to this sort of thing. However, nothing could have prepared him for the moment when he turned around after getting his supplies and found the body sitting up on the table, staring at him."