Did you hear about the guy who's entire left side got cut off ? He's all right now. (Story was originally just "puns." But I changed it to more variety) Trust me, if you like puns, sarcasm, one liners, comebacks, jokes, self deprecating jokes, more puns, and just funny things in general, did I say puns? You'll like this.

Dan is bullied, Phil is a bully Finished October 31st 2016 All rights reserved @midnightphanfic 2016 {trigger warning! Don't read if you're triggered by physical + verbal bullying, gay slurs and suicidal thoughts}

"Hello?" I pant. "Is this Phil Lester?" Someone's on the other end. I gulp. "Yes." "We have news on..." I hear papers ruffle in the background. "Uh...Dan Howell?"

Dan finds a mysterious egg and

Notice: All carachters belong to me. This is the story of Silverflame, a young dragon, also my RP character from Kabam: Hobbit: Kingdoms Of Middle Earth, in server Hellcaracse 174 (English) Username: 5KYDR4G0N soon to be 5KY[R1M]DR4G0N, soon as I get my claws on a name changer thing. Content rated:Mature. Viewer Discretion is HIGHLY advised.

When Jess realizes she wants to be Jesse and become a guy, his world flips upside down. The summer of his freshman year, he moves to a new town to start over and become the man he's always wanted to be.

A step by step guide, on how to commit the perfect murder! And remember! This is just for people who are interested in how this works. Not for actually killing, that's illegal..... Don't kill people. Unless you have to. And if you do use this info to kill a human and get caught. Please Don't tell them you got anything from me! I personally don't want to get caught up in all that.. I plan to live a life of no crime, as much as you think it would be my lifestyle!

❝i've delicately chosen letters to form words and words to form sentences, each sentence a colorful paint stroke on the canvas of my mind.❞ [ #1 in poetry on 27/08/16 ]

Third Book In My Emo Series (but you can read them in any order and it still makes sense) Kai. Kai was bullied big time. No one liked him. No one cared. He was the emo one, with black hair, bright green eyes and tattoos. He was obsessed with bands, especially Pierce the Veil. He'd never admit it, but Kai had a huge crush on Ashley Giles. Ashley. One of the most popular girls in school, with blonde hair and a lot of piercings. She was beautiful and and a tomboy, scared of nothing. But recently she'd changed. After dating Morgan Stanford, a massive jock, she'd become quiet and reserved. She no longer did what she wanted. Everyone thought Ashley and Morgan had a perfect relationship, but how come Ashley would come in with bruises and cuts? Kai saw right through everything and he was determined to save Ashley. But how was the bullied emo kid going to fight the strongest guy in school? Not all heroes can save people without saving themselves first.