FUNNY TEXTS FROM REAL PEOPLE! @mrgerkable.

This book is full of some of the best comebacks you'll ever read!! I also have a joke book coming out shortly with funny jokes! Also please note that lots of these comebacks are not mine( but some are) Also! Some of these jokes/ combacks may be offensive to people so remember I've warned you!!! Scarletshoes

This is a school life romance fanfiction, all characters are from Fairy Tail, main character are [Lucy H., Natsu D.,Gray F., Sting E.] and Lisanna S.(Villain)

Tessa Young is an 18 year old college student with a simple life, excellent grades, and a sweet boyfriend. She always has things planned out ahead of time, until she meets a rude boy named Hardin, with too many tattoos and piercings who shatters her plans.

What happens when Fairy Tail's playboy goes under a certain law of nature. Not even being a Celestial Spirit gets this Lion out of Mother Nature's grip! But what's worse is while on a mission with his partner, Gray Fullbuster, Loke just so happens to go into heat! Only female cat have to deal with that, you say? Well, sometimes the rules just have to be bent a little~

Ready to think hard? These riddles (and an occasional joke) will test your logic skills. *Disclaimer: these riddles are not mine (except #200) [ 06.19.2018 #1 in brainstorm ] [ 08.12.2018 #2 in intelligence ] [ 06.19.2018 #14 in jokes ]

We never say what we mean.

Senior swag: BFF: Best Friend Fainted BYOT: Bring Your Own Teeth CBM: Covered by Medicare FWB: Friend with Beta-blockers LMDO: Laughing My Dentures Out GGPBL: Gotta Go, Pacemaker Battery Low! Enjoy :)

Jokes....

i wrote this when i was 11 In Phoenix Drop it was a peaceful day. Nothing strange was happening, Aphmau was with Garroth and Laurence while Dante was guarding the gates. Until a shot was fired at Dante and he knocked out. The gates began to open and all Aphmau saw was Laurance and Garroth going to fight the men with swords coming from the gates. Right after Aphmau was yet too shot with an arrow and knocked out. Next place she was at in a dungeon, which Zane brought her to. Aphmau has to get married with Zane, and the guards can't save her this time. After their wedding Aphmau sees a lighter side of Zane a side which she falls for. And Zane might actually love Aphmau also. But pfft! They're not gonna admit it are they pfft...but what if they do? The book cover was made on: http://www.dolldivine.com/anime-couple-creator.php