Funny Texts

FUNNY TEXTS FROM REAL PEOPLE! @mrgerkable.

Best Comebacks!

This book is full of some of the best comebacks you'll ever read!! I also have a joke book coming out shortly with funny jokes! Also please note that lots of these comebacks are not mine( but some are) Also! Some of these jokes/ combacks may be offensive to people so remember I've warned you!!! Scarletshoes

Life in Fairy Tail High

This is a school life romance fanfiction, all characters are from Fairy Tail, main character are [Lucy H., Natsu D.,Gray F., Sting E.] and Lisanna S.(Villain)

After

Tessa Young is an 18 year old college student with a simple life, excellent grades, and a sweet boyfriend. She always has things planned out ahead of time, until she meets a rude boy named Hardin, with too many tattoos and piercings who shatters her plans.

(Fairy Tail) Heated Secrets [LokexGray]

What happens when Fairy Tail's playboy goes under a certain law of nature. Not even being a Celestial Spirit gets this Lion out of Mother Nature's grip! But what's worse is while on a mission with his partner, Gray Fullbuster, Loke just so happens to go into heat! Only female cat have to deal with that, you say? Well...

1,000 Riddles ✔️

Ready to think hard? These riddles (and an occasional joke) will test your logic skills. *Disclaimer: these riddles are not mine (except #200) [ 06.19.2018 #1 in brainstorm ] [ 08.12.2018 #2 in intelligence ] [ 06.19.2018 #14 in jokes ]

What You Say vs What You Mean | ✓

We never say what we mean.

Jokes

Senior swag: BFF: Best Friend Fainted BYOT: Bring Your Own Teeth CBM: Covered by Medicare FWB: Friend with Beta-blockers LMDO: Laughing My Dentures Out GGPBL: Gotta Go, Pacemaker Battery Low! Enjoy :)

Jokes

Jokes....

Accidental Love (A Zanemau Fanfic)

i wrote this when i was 11 In Phoenix Drop it was a peaceful day. Nothing strange was happening, Aphmau was with Garroth and Laurence while Dante was guarding the gates. Until a shot was fired at Dante and he knocked out. The gates began to open and all Aphmau saw was Laurance and Garroth going to fight the men with s...

Frozen Hearts: A Gruvia Fanfiction ♥

Juvia has always been in love with Gray but he doesn't love her, or so he thought. Juvia just wants him to recognize her as more than a friend but will her wish come true? Will Gray ever show her the love she always wanted? Read the tale of these two and follow their journey to see if her wish will come true!!! ♥

A Fairy Tail Love Story

Natsu is in hopes to tell Lucy something but he can't seem to find her. Lucy is also in search of Natsu...but she needs to go on a job for rent money. Gray offer to go on a job with Lucy so she can get her rent money, but when this job brings up bad memory for Lucy, what will happen between these two? A Fairy Tail Fan...

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The Night Fury Girl

Hiccup, Toothless and their friendly gang are always up for an adventure. So what happens when they find a mysterious girl, Hiccup falls in love, and Toothless is the happiest dragon on Berk.

the Dragon Chick - How to train your dragon fanfiction

A Bad Boy Stole My Bra- SAMPLE

A BAD BOY STOLE MY BRA is published and no longer available on Wattpad. It is available in multiple languages, including English, French, German, Italian and Indonesian as paperback and e-book internationally. It is also available as an adaptation on the app Episode - 'It Started With a Bra.' This copy has the first 3...

The Good Girl's Bad Boys [Book One of TGGBB Series] (Completed, Editing)

If you're judging this book by its cover and title, you're already proving the point this story wants to make. Try to move past this satirical obstacle in front of you. This is a story about bullying, and like the hundreds of other books on the topic, it will show you the harsh reality of being discriminated, belittle...

The Shy Girl Has a Gun

Faith Mitchell was never confident. She was happy to blend into the background, much to the protest of her friends. At 16, her life was a normal teenage cliche. She was in love with Jace, the obnoxious player who she couldn't have, and her biggest worry was whether or not he would finally come to his senses and see th...

Funny or Die

The point of this is to make you smile. All I want is a smile on your face princess ^_^ and if it's a guy reading this well..... I just made it awkward (•_•)

The Last Virgin Standing

(COMPLETED) Charlotte Summers is the last virgin in her school; a school where taking virginity is a sport. The sport has five main contenders: Tyler Bradshaw, the mysterious bad boy; Alec Jennings, the all-star athlete; Ian Jameson, the cocky rich guy; Beckett Cartwright, the renowned genius; and Lucas Chandler, her...

Jokes 2

A continuation of my book Jokes. The title says it all! Enjoy :)

Knocked Up. [Harry Styles]

The hall is still a little bit crowded but no one is paying attention to the girl with the crazy I-just-had-sex hair and no panties under her skirt. I can't believe what just happened and I never will. I had sex with the one and only Harry Styles. Highest rank: #1 in Fanfiction.

Fairy Tail Inc.

Lucy Heartfilia is a sucessful author working for Fairy Tail Inc. and recently she has acquired a new artist to work under her, not knowing that she would fall in love with him. As they get to know each more, she find out that this man she has come to know is actually her boss!!!

Fairy Tail Vacation

After the Grand Magic Games all of Fairy Tail is exhausted so Master plans a vacation for them one problem.... Mira did most of the planning... and she already said there is going to be truth or dare! What will happen? Read to find out!! Nalu, Gale, Gruvia, Jerza, Carpy, and Miaxus fan fic!

{Completed} Fell In Love With My Best Friend

*Heheheheheheh* It's my first day of collage! I'm so excited to see who my roommate is! Thought Aphmau. When she walked into her dorm she saw Laurance on his computer. "Laurance?!" "Aphmau?!" "Your my roommate?!" They both said. Hehe instead of a HighSchool Laurmau Drama! I'm doing a collage drama! I'm Rossome! Jk l...

Love Game [ COMPLETED ] editing

What happens when 7 good looking boy gets transferred to your school & you make a bet with one of them ? What will it lead too well I don't know Read too find out.. SIDE NOTE: this was requested by a reader for it to be slightly Similar to heart strings. INSPIRED by heart strings. Also this story was written when I...

The Bad Blind Date

"Kiss me." He choked on his drink, gawking over at you instantly, "HUH?!" "You know, mouth to mouth action, maybe a little tongue if you're lucky," you piped grinning smugly. He looked like he had just got hit so far up between his legs as his expression grew pained. "Please tell me you're joking," he said breathles...

How To Train Your Dragon: New Rider

This book is about Hiccup and Astrid and the rest at about 22 years old. But a new rider is coming with a surprise up her sleeve, or should I say Armor. Plus theirs a little bit of romance to. Read to find out more.

My Fake Boyfriend

He was so close, his breath hit my lips. His eyes darted from my eyes to my lips. I stared intently, awaiting his next move. His lips fell near my ear. "Shut up and kiss me" He whispered roughly. A chill shot up my spine. I pulled back, staring at his eyes and leaned in.. ********** What happens when Alexis Dawson- "r...

How to Tame Wild Dragons (How to Train Your Dragon Fan Fiction)

Life in Berk has changed dramatically since the dragons moved in, but things are not as peaceful as they might appear. With fires, food shortages and dragon dung all over the village, it is up to Hiccup and his friends to bring the wild dragons under their control. They have until Thor's feast to complete their missi...