The guide for dummies on how to write the hottest story on wattpad. Learn the tricks of the trade from the loser. I have tried many a times and have learned from my mistakes. Read to find out how to reach the pinnacle of the What’s Hot list. Total money back guarantee! (’cause let's face it,you’re not paying me any) WARNING:- This tells you how to write the Hottest story in wattpad and not the best. Most of this is sarcasm and should be taken as such.

The family burns basics. Trashes tropes. Their daughter isn't out for blood. She's out for the person who started the cliche that ended her. ✯ ✯ ✯ "Even though I dip your toothbrush in the toilet bowl, excessively steal your clothes, purposefully annoy the hell out of you, and wish at every 11:11 that you'd be in a body bag the next morning - you're still my sister. And we will always have one another's back." ✯ ✯ ✯ "You're a cute banana." "Excuse me?" "Yellow on the outside, white on the inside." He read my silence as confusion and added, "Your little brother there is an Oreo; black on the outside, white on the inside. Your pretty sister over there is a coconut; brown on the outside, white on-" "What the shit. That's how you want to hit on me?" +++ Wendzel Baxtard, a feminist killjoy armed with heavy loads of sarcasm and marinates herself in self-respect, is ready to destroy the ethnic slurs and derogatory terms that were brought on her because of the clothes she wore and her sexual behaviors.

"Well I'm sorry..." His voice sounds hoarse and chocked and I nervously look up to see his green eyes glossed over with tears in the store room light. "But I can't forget". ---------------------------------------------- They had the perfectly imperfect summer and Hazel feels that life couldn't get any better; she's moved next door to her current boyfriend Daniel and is attending the same college as him and their friends Kirsty, Josh and Ollie. The new baby is on the way and Laura and James couldn't be happier, Hazel's Dad is working with Mark on the fishing boat and Harvey and Tilly are long gone from her life. But last summer seems like it was years ago, the sun has set on summer and it's time for the new seasons to begin. It's not summer anymore and everything changes, Hazel just doesn't expect anything like this to happen. She doesn't expect anything like it at all. Join Hazel, Daniel, Kirsty, Ollie, Josh, Ellie, James, Laura and a few new faces such as Hazel's fellow barista Gavin, as they realise that nothing will stay perfect forever. And the fact that maybe things change for the better, when the sun sets on summer and rises on Autumn in remembering our summer. ---------------------------------------------- THIS IS SEQUEL TO THE SUMMER I WON'T FORGET. YOU MUST READ THE SUMMER I WON'T FORGET BEFORE YOU READ REMEMBERING OUR SUMMER AS THE STORY CONTINUES ONLY A FEW WEEKS LATER. ©copyright2014-2015 All rights reserved. All rights belong to Campervangirl2000 WARNING CONTAINS MODERATE LANGUAGE, MILD LOVE SCENES AND VIOLENCE. Cover: @alyssawatson99

Madness can only be written in blood. //#1 in Horror, #1 in Action, #34 in Humour and WATTY AWARD WINNER: One of the Most Addictive Stories of 2014 and Featured Story//A Horror Comedy by 8tracks// You can't spell 'manslaughter' without 'laughter'. An adventure in which she takes great pleasure in seeing a whole lot of blood. CAUTION: Contains sick humour and terrifying insanity. Thus, no lighthearted readers allowed. // Are you ready? Because "some say to survive, you have to be Mad As A Hatter." Cover by @xHeyItsAnnax amazing trailer by @carpe-di3m

[NOTE: This book was written in 2010, a time of long-distance phone cards, weight-loss obsessions, and searching for a man as a solution to life's problems-what a messy time to be alive! In other words, I hope you enjoy this throwback, and while this book does end on a cliffhanger of sorts, the sequel addresses any unanswered questions (which is hopefully fair, given that book 1 is free, ya know?] An awkward family homecoming at Christmas. A humiliating public weigh-in, with two judging parents as the audience. The announcement of a deadline for arranged marriage doom. And that's just the first two chapters. In "Year of the Chick," Romi Narindra must find love before her parents find her a husband. Easy to say, less easy to live through, as this book takes you deep inside "awkward Indian living in the West." To escape her fate, Romi wades through the waters of secret-dating, where self-consciousness is at an all-time high, and experience at an all-time low. It's the sort of thing that would turn almost anyone into a man-crazy freak with romance tunnel-vision, and that's exactly what ends up happening. All the while, a lack of inspiration in her corporate job leads Romi to her love of writing, in what quickly becomes a man-quest play-by-play. From whiskey-breath scum bags to uni-brow creeps and everything in between, Romi and her wingmen come up empty time after time. And that's when she meets a fellow writer. On the Internet. So will it be arranged marriage doom, or an Internet affair that's not as creepy as "To Catch a Predator"? Time will tell in the "year of the chick," a twelve-month quest to find love. Tick-tock. --------------------------------------------- "Year of the Chick" is book one of a series, and book two is available at Amazon! LENGTH: 75,000 words or 285 pages DISCLAIMER: this book contains profanities, blunt accounts of the dating scene, and many awkward family moments. Enjoy!

“Don’t say it, don’t ask it, I wouldn’t be able to say no,” he whispered, his voice full of desire. “I can’t…we can’t…not yet, not now.” He lifted my chin slowly with his finger again. His eyes almost pleaded with mine to ask him and not ask him in, but the smart logical thing to do would be to wait - not complicate this even more. Not while there was still risk involved. * Sonja Winters has finally been able to start picking up the broken pieces of her personal life with the help of therapy after leaving an abusive ex. With her career picking up she thinks things can only get better, until circumstances out of her control bring unwelcome change to her perfected routine. Evan Jacobs partners with a longtime friend to start their own medical practice together, but when they take a meeting with the new web designer, he’s shocked. Didn’t he just see that woman on the couch - on his couch? He can’t afford to have history repeat itself. Neither of them expected to find the other in therapy or expected being 'On the Couch' to be so ... stimulating. © 2013-2014 Amanda Nichols

2016 WATTY AWARD WINNING CHEATER, FAKER, TROUBLEMAKER SEQUEL Written by Jenny Rosen & Kristen Maglonzo For rehabilitated bad boy, Elias King, falling in love again means losing everything--including his life. When a ghost from his past tears him away from the good girl he gave his heart to, it stops beating--literally. Seconds after he flat lines from an intentional overdose, the doctors bring him back into a world without her. Half a year and a life saving mistake later, he's got a second chance to go after the girl who got away, and he's willing to do just about anything to find her. After publishing a series of unsent love letters to the elusive Alex Summers, an unexpected rise to fame sends Elias back to Hollywood where him and Alex's story began. But time and tragedy change everything, and Alex has changed too. Now a freshman in college with a brand new boyfriend to boot, she's hoping to start life over without succumbing to memories of the loves she's lost in the past. But for Elias, old habits die hard, and when he pops out of the woodwork ready to take her back, she's determined to resist. But Kings don't back down easy, and when it comes Elias, trouble never looked so good.

It only takes a week for 16 year old Hazel Robinson to feel like her life has taken a turn for the worst, which is only natural as everyone else in her house seems to feel the same way. Although she starts to feel better when her Dad announces that he wants to take them all on holiday with the little money he has left to the Isle of Wight to stay with the Fosters for two months. Hazel (known as Haze or Hazelnut by a certain Daniel Foster) and her family used to visit the Fosters every summer, except when she was 14 they visited for what seemed like the last time when her father got a promotion and could afford holidays abroad. Daniel Foster (known as Dan) is the sixteen year old that remembers the summers he spent with Hazel very well as if it were yesterday, he also remembers the small crush he had on her when he was 14... Hazel thinks that this is going to be the best summer ever. Well it will be...right? Well nothings perfect. Join Hazel and Daniel as they go through tears, friendship, confessions, surprises and most importantly falling in love in a Summer neither of them will ever forget... ©Copyright2013-2014 All rights reserved. All rights belong to Campervangirl2000 WARNING CONTAINS MODERATE LANGUAGE AND MILD LOVE SCENES Cover: @alyssawatson99

When you only had 15 minutes until the world exploded, what would you do? Well Addison has been through that; she has had to make the biggest decision of her life, leading to the toughest, hardest 15 minutes of her life. I know that description sounded sad, but it's a comedy story. So if you like funny scenes in solemn situations, this is your book. I'm writing this for the #JustWriteIt challenge, so it might not be super great ;)

The highly anticipated follow-up to the ⋕1 Wattpad hit DEAD IN BED is here. Bailey's and Ashley's sagas continue in the heart-wrenching finale to Adrian Birch's totally unique meta novel. ----------------------------------------------- Haven't read Book 1 yet? Check it out here: https://www.wattpad.com/story/25536264-dead-in-bed-by-bailey-simms-book-1 You've never, ever read a book like this. When a sexually-transmitted plague breaks out in Ashley Young's small town, leaving its victims with a bizarrely amplified libido, everything about her life changes. DEAD IN BED is partly a suspense thriller with a strikingly unique story, partly a page-turning mystery about a disease that makes people hopelessly crave sexual contact, and partly a neo-western adventure in the American heartland. For readers who can handle a smart, controversial female protagonist who's willing to do anything -- no matter how difficult or morally questionable -- in order to survive, the series pulls them in like an unshakeable addiction. . . . Bailey Simms, teen author of DEAD IN BED, is stuck at home with a rare medical condition. Writing is her only escape, so she's determined to keep her salacious series hidden from her strict father. Soon an older boy starts to secretly help her, and Bailey finds new opportunities for freedom she's never had. But as DEAD IN BED grows in popularity, and Bailey's fans start to clamor for the sequel, she learns that being a successful Wattpad author may come with a terrifyingly dangerous price.