When their relationship is on the rocks, Antonio and Lovino make a pact to leave work early every Saturday night and have dinner together. But what happens with the Southern Italian comes stumbling home, totally drunk and exactly five hours and thirty-two minutes late? (Also posted on my tumblr and fanfiction accounts.) (Spamano Oneshot/ DailyLife!AU/ SMUT, LEMONS, swearing, kinks, and the unconventional use of a tomato)

I KNOW HOW AWFUL THESE ARE LOL! I WROTE THESE WHEN I WAS 13 ALSO I'M A FEMALE AND DIDN'T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT INTERCOURSE BACK IN THE GAP! I WILL NO LONGER BE WRITING IN THIS BOOK BUT THANKS TO EVERYONE WHO READ EVEN IF YOU JUST CRINGED AND LAUGHED! THE ONLY REASON I'M NOT DELETING THIS BOOK IS BECAUSE I LIKE LOOKING BACK AND LAUGUING TOO, IT HOLDS SO MANY FOND MEMORIES LMAO! FOLLOW ME ON INSTAGRAM @__TAY.LOR__ AND DM ME WHENEVER YOU WANNA ILY <3 GO OUT AND READ BETTER SMUT!