Michael: actually I'm the real life satan....even though my dick is heavenly ;)
Calum: ok that was honestly the smoothest thing anyone has ever said to me
or just a book full of Michael and Calum's quality (and not to mention very very gay) conversations.
❝my heart is broken and my dick is hard❞
❝I was watching porn and you rudely interrupted what do u want❞
or the one where Michael likes to kik random people ranting about his life problems.
❝I know you're gay, but I'll take you straight to homecoming.❞
or the one in which Michael and Calum have always had a brotherly love, until well, it became less brotherly.