What happens when one of Norway's new spells doesn't go as planned because someone *cough* Denmark *cough* wouldn't leave him alone to concentrate? Well, I'll tell you what happens. The Nordic 5 get turned into children and the micronations, who were having a sleep over with Sealand, become adults. Also, if the subject of periods and other puberty related things bug you, don't read!

Greg Heffley has always been in a hurry to grow up. But is getting older really all it's cracked up to be?

4 years later

Greg Heffley's on a losing streak. His best friend, Rowley Jefferson, has ditched him, and finding new friends in middle school is proving to be a tough task. To change his fortunes, Greg decides to take a leap of faith and turn his decisions over to chance. Will a roll of the dice turn things round, or is Greg's life destined to be just another hard-luck story?

This will probably be written at 3AM. Shit happens. Ugh

By Taren Watkins I'll make a book two

This is the offical diary of a wimpy kid long haul not a fake