Sarcastic comebacks

❝A book for comebacks.❞ WARNING// If easily offended please do not read this book as you might be upset by some of the content.

Love quotes? You have come to the right place my friend. Like a lot of readers/nerds/internet addicts I am in love with some of the quotes I find from places like TV shows, books, bands, inspirational famous people, and the like. You'll find some insults and comebacks floating around in here too somewhere, which I give you all permission to use against people that probably deserve being taken down a notch! *Also, if people have any requests, feel free to message me and I'll probably get round to doing it like two or three months later :) I'll dedicate the chapter you requested to you as well :)*

Sophie is the love of Damien's life, she's kind, funny, caring and beautiful. One Friday, during their weekly trip to the pier to ride the ferris wheel, Damien saves Sophie's life - grabbing hold of her seconds before she plummets to her death. To Damien's horror, he wakes up the next day and it's still Friday. Then the next day, and the next. He's stuck in a none stop barrage of Fridays and nobody around him seems to notice. ***Cover by N30NLIT3Z***