"i didn't order a bouquet of roses." "well, since i'm here, someone obviously did." calum noted the "sorry for the herpes" sign perched oh-so gracefully in the middle of the bouquet and mumbled a "god damn it michael" under his breath. or where calum is a grouchy teenager, ashton really loves flowers and making people happy, and luke and michael enjoy pranking calum with random deliveries to his house. (lower case intended)

calum and ashton are neighbors. who secretly have a sexually relationship. no one at school knows until one of them start to catch a serious bug called 'feelings' fem!cal bottom!cal top!ashton

in which ashton lives above a baby daddy

peach (n) : a round, sweet fruit that has white or yellow flesh, soft yellow or pink skin, and a large, hard seed at the center

"fag!" "freak!" "queenie." "did you just call me queenie?" "yes babe, you're my queen."