[EDITED 01/07/21: Reminder that this book will be unpublished 1 MARCH 2021. Read final update at the end of the book for further detail.] So anyway, I ship these two very much so I decided, 'Hey! Why not write about them?'. Enjoy this crappy piece of shit that I brought into this world. (I AM AWARE THAT THAYNE IS OLDER BY THREE YEARS. I wrote Jon as the older for some time until I switched it.)

Alexander Hamilton is adopted by the Washingtons, along with Lafayette. They're both starting 10th grade, but for Alexander, it's a brand new school. Lafayette's best friend, John Laurens, has piqued Alexander's mind. But when Alexander meets him in person, he falls head over Converses. This story is a Hamilton Highschool AU that takes place in the present, which WAS 2017. It only follows mainly Alexander's thoughts and emotions. (Switching to other POVs for jokes and plot.) Was written about high school by someone who had not yet been in high school. So middle schoolers reading this, do not hold your expectations so high. !! READ AT YOUR DISCRETION! I WROTE THIS IN 2016-18 AND IT DOES NOT REPRESENT WHO I AM TODAY! Thank you. !! ⚠️TIGGERS: Suicide (attempts), self-harm, mentions of abuse, homophobic slur, mention of r*pe in Ch 16 and after, and there are probably more. Twelve-year-old me is not responsible for your triggers. ⚠️ There is also cussing. Problem? Leave. All said aside, I hope you enjoy. :))

Kidnapped at the young age of 10 and forced to work for the Society Involving Not-So Good Stuff, Ashley Kent must prove she has what it takes to be an Agent of Secret Stuff. But first, she must go through the A.S.S.'s harshest interrogator, Ryan Higa. It doesn't help that Ryan holds her responsible for the death of his girlfriend.