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The Crazy Adventures of Aqua Girl

Cascade Brown is an average 15-year-old girl, living in a not-so-normal world. Ever since the beginning of the 'Super Era' there have been hundreds of superheroes sprouting all over the world, and San Francisco is full of them. Cascade dreams of meeting her idol, Ice Woman, but when the supers begin turning into villa...

Mr. Forgettable #Wattys2016

Larkin Knolls is a superhero. Combine that with being a sophomore in high school, and she's got her calendar booked. Homework, crime fighting, and the occasional binge movie marathon leave her no free time. At all. When a series of assassination attempts occur in her town, Larkin knows something's up. Only another su...

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Star Wars: The Jedi Reborn ✓

Luke Skywalker, the Last Jedi, faces his toughest challenge yet. After taking his Jedi vows, he assumes the misbelief that love has no place in his life. As a result, he denies the love he craves in order to establish the New Jedi Order and maintain peace and justice in the New Republic. His sister's tumultuous marria...

Worlds Collide (Transfomers)

While hunting for a relic, the Autobots get swept into a world that shocks them. They struggle to adapt and realize they could be trapped there forever. Don't own anything. After reading I few amazing stories, I wanted to do a crossover between two Transformers universe's.

The Star Pirate's Folly

Set after the postwar collapse of an interstellar empire, a young orphan girl embarks on a quest for violent retribution. Six years old when her mother was killed, Buttercup endured an unforgiving adolescence on the streets of her home city. She's scraped by ever since, always searching for the man responsible, knowin...

The Future Is The Past (Transformers G1 FanFiction)

Vaughan Witwickey is a music lover. Listens to any kind of music she can get her hands on. When she creates a brand new genre, Dubstep, her name spreads throughout the world as a music revolutionary. Although she feels her favourite hobby won't do her any good. So she decides to work along side her cousin and uncle as...

Cybertronian Secrets (Transformers Prime Fanfic)

Scarlett Flash is an Autobot who wants nothing more but then to save Cybertron, and Earth from the Decepticons. Although she has a strong bond with all of the Autobots, only Optimus knows of her secrets, only Optimus knows why Scarlett Flash has a hard time fighting the Decepticons even though she believes in the Auto...

Quotable Marvel Cinematic Universe Quotes (ON HOLD)

These are just a bunch of quotes I thought you could use in real life situations. Yes, there is a ton of others books just like this one, and I kind of copied the idea, but this book is all mine. The quotes from this book are not from other books, but, being that they are from the same characters, they could end up in...

Things You Should Never Say To A Marvel Fan

Get ready to relate. Book #37 in the random category 01/22/17

Odyssey of War

The year is 2083, and for the last 40 years, Humanity has enjoyed a golden age of science and technology, due to breakthrough faster-than-light space travel. Colonies flourished from population spikes, creating thriving economies and large industries. But the peace is soon to be shattered when colonial scientists awak...

Transformers AoE:The Enemies I've Come To Know

A young teenager, Scarlet Yeager,hopes to one day meet her heroes, the Autobots,but there's a new group in the states saying the Autobots are also Decepticons. She struggles to see behind the lies,but when her uncle brings home a rundown truck she and her families lives get turned upside down.Along the way she soon re...

Falling for the Enemy || Captain America || Book 1

"Trouble is my middle name." ~ Lillian Nightshade is a metaphorical rock in SHIELD's boot, one that not only has a mouth snarkier and more sarcastic than the hypothetical (and entirely impossible) baby of Tony Stark and Deadpool, but has a certain knack for slipping from the authorities' grasp on a regular basis...

The sounds of music that i listen to

the songs that i listen to daily are some random songs so DON'T JUDGE ME please

The Ascent

It was only supposed to be a minor military expedition and Kenneth Phon was only supposed to be an observer. But when the ambitions of powerful men turn to betrayal and murder, the largest human war fleet ever assembled finds itself leaderless and lost, thousands of light-years deep in the territory of a hostile alien...

Agent (Book 1)

In 2052, when all of Europe has gone to war, the United States hangs by a thread. Split into twenty Divisions, those who live here are threatened by homelessness, starvation, and life among the ruins. From the ashes of the rebellion comes the American Anti-Corruption Agency (ACA), a governmental corporation created t...

Renegade

He's alone. The world has tossed him into an oblivion, he lives by his instincts, and there's almost nothing left for him. Benedict Cain is a hollowed-out shell of a human being. When an offer pits him against the very people he hates, Ben must betray his own moral code by helping an evil organization obtain an ancie...