"Ember get up! It's six am and you still haven't cleaned the house!" Screams my psychotic mother. Every teenager says that about their mother, but mine is actually psychotic. Wanna know why I think this? Here's a list of reasons. Ember's list of reasons why Mrs. Perkins is psychotic. 1. She is rich and has several mil...
The Princess and the Pea is so overrated. My not so majestic tale begins with a pea, only it doesn't determine my royalty. No, it determines the pathetic strength of my step-sister straight out of Cinderella. It determines my patience which snaps and wins me a one-way ticket out of the Palace of Hell and into the cozy...
Picture this: You enter the mall with your friends. As you're making your way to buy a strawberry smoothie, you notice something more delicious walking right towards you. As he comes closer, he gives you a heart stopping smirk then takes you by surprise. He pulls you into a headlock, jabs a gun in your temple, then ru...
