Most of this was written in 2016. It is now 10 years later, and I no longer enjoy writing ddlb. I still love writing smut and will publish it every once in a while. Anything after the chapter titled "Mikey's ways" is more recent work and will have MUCH better literacy, better smut, and NO ddlb. These will get pretty kinky. Anything recent will have appropriate content and trigger tags listed at the top of the chapter. Enjoy~