emmy tepper's brilliant plan to ruin her brother's life comes at a cost - using snuffy bradberry as the scapegoat! [Toy Soldiers 1991]

"THEY SAID JUST STAY AWAY AND NOW I WISH I HAD I'M SO IN LOVE WITH YOU, MY SILLY GIRL" in which Cassandra thinks Kirk will make the perfect fake boyfriend, without realising everything's going to go wrong.

four quirky best friend + three seemingly useless (but cute) boys + the most popular guy in school turned zombie + a stoner found hiding in a cupboard = a surprisingly efficient rat-tag group of zombie slayers on their way up the east coast of australia to their safe haven. Some of them may have biceps for brains, but that's not necessarily a bad thing. BEWARE: excessive amounts of pop culture references, bad jokes and zombie guts ahead. (PLEASE NOTE: I wrote this from 2014-2016 when I was 14-16, it has never been edited and was written on a whim with no planning. I hope it's still enjoyable but be mindful it is an old book!) #Wattys2016 [action #25]