Desperation has become the rule of thumb in the crumbling Inanimate Kingdom, where devastation of both external and internal conflict threaten to throw it into war. King MePhone's reassurances and grand parties aren't fooling anyone; the fog of unease is still overwhelming. With so much restraint around her, princess Marshmallow wants to break the rules and bring her kingdom to peace. When the ivory path laid before her isn't heading towards peace, though, perhaps it's time to blaze a new one. Perhaps that new path is paved with dreams, love, and fresh produce - the stuff of fairy tales. "Let's discover our era of peace... together." An Inanimate Insanity/Battle for Dream Island collaborative work by SkaterCheese and I based on the Medieval AU by wentikk and toonirl on Tumblr. Contains Marshple and an assortment of other ships, including Lightbrush, Suitloon, Bickel, etc. Best enjoyed by readers who can deal with adult themes. To keep things simple and easy while reading (or just to jumpstart your memory) there's an allegiance document that you can find below the tags of each chapter. The sole purpose of the document is to settle any future confusion as well as list many of the characters throughout the story, because you always need a little reminder.

This book was a mistake. Really Hecking Terrible BFDI Stories is just your average "crackbook" filled with poorly made Microsoft Paint comics and chapters that are "meticulously crafted" to make young and impressionable 10 year old minds laugh out loud. This book involves very odd scenarios based around the popular(?) 2010s show, Battle For Dream Island (more commonly known as BFDI, BFDIA, IDFB, and recently, BFB) ,which is basically a Survivor or Total Drama Island type of show with objects as the characters/contestants. Before you read I have a strict policy against people who repeatedly use the common internet phrase "XD", use of this phrase will result in a chapter dedicated to scolding you for your redundant vocabulary. Another note before you read, this book has quite a bit of offensive humor, sexual innuendo, and other things that are not suitable for people under the age of 10, please read at your own risk. (I'm really sorry for all this fancy language I just want to be funny...) ❤BFDI, BFDIA, IDFB, and BFB is owned by jacknjellify❤

Reoccurring nightmares. A murderous plan that just won't go away. You think owning a garden is hard? Honey please, this is only the beginning. - A few years after moving to Yoyle City, Pin is faced with the same horrifying nightmare.. A garden. Her dead friends. And hands. She couldn't bring it up without trembling in fear. She couldn't think about it without tears filling up in her eyes. So what could she do? Recreate the dream in reality? ... AU is mine. This WILL HAVE GORE SO. Gore warning to anyone who doesn't enjoy murder or gore. Other than that, enjoy..

The story of a happy boy named Iceland

Isolation AU *** Test subject #1 Laurence Zvahl Age: 16 Years in isolation: 12 Test Results: /classified/ Test subject #2 Garroth Ro'Meave Age: 16 Years in isolation: 0 Test results: none yet A study of human isolation has been put on by the famous Ro'Meave family. A test subject will be put in a box, nothing inside but white walls, basic necessities, and a mirror. They will be alone with no interaction with the outside world other than a few small exceptions. They will be given one thing to entertain themselves with on their 16th birthday. Test subjects will be released depending on the results they give. Our scientists are looking for specific actions in our subjects before they are let go. We wish all of our test subjects best of luck. Prepare for total isolation.

just a dream daddy contest from.... someone (Photo's aren't mine, they belong to their rightful owner) Rankings #05 - Mothman #31 - WeirdRomance #46 - dreamdaddy #163 - Robert

Yeah, read the title

THIS BOOK IS SO BAD DONT READ IT I WROTE IT SUCH A LONG TIME AGO ( THE ORIGINAL BOOK ) This is a book that shall never be found. Everyone's secrets are in here. Secrets that can't be known. I know I'm a bad person for writing this, but I don't care. They deserve this. All of it. -Garroth Ro'meave

Norway gives Iceland a diary he bought at the dollar store for no reason in particular. Iceland starts writing in it out of pity, narrating his shitty life and awkward teenage adventures with his friends and the rest of the Nordics. And that's pretty much it. Includes: × A shit-load of references × Songs! Lots of songs! × Cringe! Lots of cringe! × Road trips. Many, many road trips × Ikea × Romance- Well.......not really × Sweden talking with his mouth full × Lots of unfortunate things.... × And much more!! Sequel: Norway's Diary (on my profile) Other Stories Related to This: Midnight Chats (chat fic) (also on my profile)