Would you rather read this book or abandon it off a cliff where it gets run over by cars, gets thrown into a bucket of acid, then falls into a cave full of bat poop, and finally a weird hobo gobbles the book up out of hunger. Ummmmm I would choose the first option. Right Guys?

The Origins of Minecraft. How it all began, and how it all ended. The story of three brothers fending for themselves in a harsh world, and a spirit that started everything. The first book of the Minecraft Origins Trilogy.

Puns that will make you cry... :D And Bob and Ray...

Jokes of mostly history, because I have to share it.

Be Prepared To Feel Like The Biggest Dummy EVER

This is a book to make you laugh whenever you want. I hope you enjoy this :) -thefam1993

Dat perfect meme doh

Have you ever thought what your name would be if you were a warrior cat? Well now you can know! This book has categories like what is your favorite color and food to tell you what name you have! WARNING: Slow updates.

Warning. Do not eat, drink, or go to the bathroom while eating- READING this. If u eat. u will probably choke. If u drink it will either go out ur nose or down the air pipe. If u got to the bathroom... I don't even have.to say it do I?