//Discontinued// "Don't go to the Malik Mansion" They said. "The Malik Mansion is haunted. Paranormal activity fills the house." They said. "Don't go in there." They said. "All of you people are complete loons!! There's no such thing as 'Paranormal Activity'. We'll prove it." 4 stubborn dumbasses said. Need a book to satisfy your horror cliché needs? Need a laugh at a poorly written book by preteen me? Then this is the book for you!

Louis and Zayn. They are fuck buddies as well as best friends. Whenever they need to let themselves loose some steam or just want some fun, they have each other, that is...if they don't have their eyes on someone else. To sum it up, they're both sluts. If they spot someone they're interested in doing the dirty with, they will somehow manage to end up in bed with them, even the ones that are committed in refusing end up falling for their charm or let's just say their 'extreme hotness'. Zayn sets his eyes on the boy that changes into their English class and is prepared to do anything to have that boy beg on his knees for him, or maybe just for him to do something else on his knees for him.

Whilst Biology was never considered to be Zayn's favourite subject, he's sure he's going to have to reconsider, what with the almighty Mr. Payne teaching the class. How had he never noticed the impossibly sexy man before? [Warnings: smut, boyxboy action, major feels and a tendency for over-arousal, spanking, and probably some bondage. And a threesome.]