Some fucktard named Rusty meets a little bitch named Graypaw. The bitch lived in the forest with some other little bitches. Fucking great. Rusty decides to take the risk of kidnapping and go home with strangers. Fucking retard.

Exactly as the title says. Texts between the teams of Red vs Blue. Most can be seen as ships or just friendships. None of them have anything to do with each other unless I say otherwise in my A/N. Fun fact: some of these are based off of conversations I've had with my friends.

Hi, I'm Magnus. My friends and I answer some questions for you guys. Have fun reading about us doing and saying things against our will. For those of you fangirls wondering, Alex comes in the later chapters. (PLEASE NOTE: fic started waaaay before the hammer or thor release, aka why there's some jefferchase at the beginning. don't worry my friends, fierrochase is end game in this!) I̶ ̶w̶a̶s̶ ̶f̶o̶r̶c̶e̶d̶ ̶t̶o̶ ̶d̶o̶ ̶t̶h̶i̶s̶.̶ (hey there! here are the artists used in the cover art: nucleicacid @ tumblr, indigonite0, olyanikkit, ask-magnuschase @tumblr, solbabydraws, chimescity.) COMPLETED 12/5/17

Donut is throwing a party. It's going to be the best party ever. Unfortunately, his friends are distracting him by being hopelessly in love and not admitting it. Something must be done! Author: EllBoots ATTENTION PEOPLE: This is NOT my work. I just want to be able to read this offline so I am putting it on here. I originally got this off of Archive of Our Own. This is the link: http://archiveofourown.org/chapters/4217262?show_comments=true&view_full_work=false#comment_27233330 So if anyone says that this is my work, they are wrong.

"Jack, what word would you use to describe our relationship?" Jack paused, thinking about his misfortunate life prior to the happy accident of meeting Mark. A grin spread across his face as he found the perfect word. "Serendipity."

~A One-Shot collab with the amazingly talented CardboredProductions, first place winner in my One-Shot/Story Competition for their awesome story "Love, Mark"~ No one knows why the words are there. Everyone just has sentences etched onto their forearm. They've been there since anyone can remember. These words, when spoken to you, reveal your true soulmate. The first words your kindred spirit will ever speak to you. But perhaps not everyone's words are what they thought they would be.

One day, RobertIDK got wattpad

~COMPLETED~ Jack has found out Mark's biggest secret. Mark is terrified; his secret is in the hands of his biggest enemy, or rather, his biggest crush. Jack makes an offer. A special favor, and he won't tell the school his secret. Thing is, Mark doesn't know what this favor is going to be. It could be easy, or knowing Jack, it could be a terrifying experience. Mark has one month to decide; risk the favor and no one know his secret, or deny the offer and everyone finds out. Mark is trapped. And it is the biggest boy trap of all time.

*The sequel to Determined Love (Charisk)* *Please read that before this* Frisk and Chara have finally freed everyone in the Underground, and are trying to adjust to their new life on the Surface. What adventures will the Surface hold for them? (With plenty of fun stuff to come!) Enjoy~